Hey, any press is good press. The sad part is that some folks who watch the news need to be fed what to make of the whole thing, and that's who will take that reporter's words at face value. These are the people that scare me, I believe they are represented by the sheep on the Crimanimals logo.

Cars take up too much space and they stink up my planet. They also make people lazy and enable them to move up to the hills in droves. And then when the woods catch on fire, they expect the townsfolk to come rescue them. Shiiit, I should work for NBC4, I would provide the most explosive coverage they've ever seen.

What a distraction! Hope you don't get ticketed, yikes!

What's so dangerous about riding in a giant parking lot??