(To see it with background music, open this in another tab: youtube.com/watch?v=5oGcfwKN5jY )

This old boy got shot by my young son in the Natural History Museum last month. Deserved it if you ask me. He does go on a bit - there was no other way to stop him. What sounds like random growling and roaring was in fact, if you listen carefully, a pleistocene cover of a well-known glam-rock classic.

He later asked if I might put a word in for him if The Dregs should ever be short of a third backing vocalist. I said he looked a bit past it but he says he can do all the moves and would be very keen. He would promise not to eat any of the others.

Oh and he sends his fondest regards to Abad girl out here in Vimeolandia...