I was chauffeured in luxury to the esoteric gathering of people who like big toys that float, on a day of midsummer sunshine and much footie misery for some. Deep in the wolds of Northamptonshire emerging from the first eruption of nature’s fecundity beneath the spire of the village church, the throbbing and pounding of semi-diesels was felt along the cluttered cut. The chirps of the hedgerow warblers marked the dancing reflections of the gaily painted vessels….

Enough.

Germany 5 - ENGLAND ONE! - got that? Can we all now move on please!