I made this in 2003. I was doing a lot of basic stimulants at the time so I would often find myself walking around like a zombie at dawn. (I don't do that anymore)

The smoke part is because Josh and I found a huge bag of pot on the sidewalk. The college stuff is from when I visited Wake Forest for a week to work on the first version of Busted Tees with Zach. I also worked on some CollegeHumor features like user accounts and favorites, but those features were put on hold and didn't appear until 2006.

A lot of this footage was shot by Nick Gray. Some of it, I wasn't around for because I just lent it to him for a bit.

Two Heady Teddy makes an appearance -- back then he only had one head!

The part where I sniff the shoe is from a video I made with Andy Milonakis in NYC in 2002 I think.

"When I can't hang out with you, I feel like I can check your website and then we're hanging out." - that sentiment encompasses the spirit of Vimeo pretty well.

The swing part was an old childhood tape that Ryan Welch and I shot in Baltimore. "Is my whole body visible when I got up?" - I didn't want anyone to miss the action-packed stunt that was about to explode off their screens!!!