My entry for the Destructoid Civilisation Revolution contest. Lyrics are as follows:

Destructoid revolution, they have done it all
Destructoid revolution, the proud robot stands tall,
No other gaming blog with such a community, that has grown so fast,
Did you catch them at E3, maybe see ‘em at PAX.

When you believe in a robot, whose language you don’t understand,
You join the brotherhood,
Destructoid is the way.

Destructoid revolution, wolves dead in the sand,
Started by 2 guys, now thousands have joined the clan,
The editors are amazing, and of course also cocks,
The contests get us raving, hence the point of this song.

When you believe in a robot, whose language you don’t understand,
You join the brotherhood,
Destructoid is the way.

Destructoid revolution, always in your heart,
One editor loves dolphins; another is a shark,
I hope that I have helped you, helped you to see,
And if you still don’t get it, STFUAJPG.

When you believe in a robot, whose language you don’t understand,
You join the brotherhood,
Destructoid is the way.