Late in the cold war a spy stumbled upon a man child raised by wild mystical yeti. Taking the child under his wing, he taught it the meaning of justice.

With the body of a human, the mind of a yeti, and the soul of a cop, he is... Machinsky Yeti Cop!

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- Jane Ravenstein, Fictitious Character Magazine

"I haven't seen a movie this entertaining since Mustache the Musical, all hail the mustache!"
- Jack Gavenstien, Name Change Monthly