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This was at the Pizza Convention. At most booths, you just took your sample and ate it on your feet. This tomato vendor had a pretty elaborate quasi-restaurant featuring waitresses, bread, cheese, lasagna, and wine.

I don't know why, but when this guy sat down I put my camera on the table and started taping. The non-subtitled voice is me.

We're not actually in talks with Penguin.

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  • Amanda 3 years ago
    That waitress was rude. Poor guy just wanted to have some fun!
  • Giancarlo Fiorentini 3 years ago
    poor guy?
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  • Justin Ouellette plus 3 years ago
    Nutter!
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  • chriskalani 3 years ago
    What an obnoxious man. But I would have loved to talk with him.
  • isaacwayton 3 years ago
    you mean listen to him talk and ask you the same questions over and over again?
  • Thomas Murray 3 years ago
    Listen to him talk. Gotta love those charismatic old fellas. They're always a riot.
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  • noshoes 3 years ago
    His brother has been trying to make him socially acceptable for years....to no avail!

    You gentelmen handled him well.
  • Zack L. 3 years ago
    Oh man, I know, right? I felt like this video was a trip into the Douche's Den.
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  • Ted Roden plus 3 years ago
    Time for a joke!
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  • Thommy Browne plus 3 years ago
    Jews ... check.
    Blacks ... check.
    Klingons ... check.
    Hitting on the waitress ... check.

    No jokes about women or fags? Gezzz.
  • dalas verdugo staff 3 years ago
    The joke about the gay jew doesn't count?

    Jeff, when he asked you what you did the second time, you should have said "Well, we work for a company that does diversity training for large corporations. Really our passion is stomping out racism, sexism, stuff like that. No biggie."
  • jchap (Jeremy Chapman) 3 years ago
    Wait a minute...does he? Jeff, do you really work for a company that does diversity training for large corporations? I might have an absolutely amazing employee for you - my girlfriend.

    Dalas, does he really?! Or was it just..."something you said"?
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  • Alex Itin plus 3 years ago
    this is fairly fanfucking tastic. Geniously simple and scary.
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  • dalas verdugo staff 3 years ago
    "I would LOVE to hear a joke." hahaha.
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  • Buck Flashroy 3 years ago
    Haha. I'm glad you got this on camera. How nervous were you sitting with him? He seemed to be shouting his jokes pretty loud, but that might just be because the camera was quite close.
  • Jeff Rubin plus 3 years ago
    He was more annoying than scary. I found a lot of that in Las Vegas.
  • Buck Flashroy 3 years ago
    Haha, oh dear. I didn't think he was scary - I would have just been nervous about what other people thought if they heard him.
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  • andrea plus 3 years ago
    I'm fascinated by how you can skewer someone so thoroughly while saying and doing so little. Well done.
  • SteveR plus 3 years ago
    Give them enough rope.......
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  • Janie 3 years ago
    I hope he comes across this clip one day and shits his pants.
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  • cameron 3 years ago
    How did that guy manage to find the vendor that was serving wine?

    I like how he asked questions to see if you're familiar with Star Trek before telling the Spock joke.
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  • Jonathan Marcus 3 years ago
    OMG! All you can eat pizza. Fat bastards. Great jokes. Thats too much.

    Must have been related to Don Vito!
  • jchap (Jeremy Chapman) 3 years ago
    yeah the stringsofmumbledwords reminded me of how they always subtitled Don Vito. i fuckin loved that.
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  • amandalynferri 3 years ago
    This conversation alone was worth going to Vegas.
  • Khamis Hammoudeh 2 years ago
    So true. Haa.
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  • Radthanael 3 years ago
    Well done, sir.
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  • trp0 3 years ago
    What I learned from this is that pizza conventions apparently require everyone to lie to each other. Who knew!?

    What a great moment (eternity while sitting there?) to capture.
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  • Dan Gurewitch 3 years ago
    I would like to offer myself to this gentleman as "a redhead."
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  • Carlos Jettison 3 years ago
    the cost of tasty delicious pizza.... :(
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  • poohlaga 3 years ago
    priceless, great instincts on turning the camera on when he sat down.
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  • Marisa Gesualdi 3 years ago
    I feel like this is exactly what my father would do/say although he'd (hopefully) be slightly less offensive. Coincidentally, he owns a pizza restaurant!
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  • bradwerd 2 years ago
    good editorial decision putting three o's in ooold.
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  • Eugene 2 years ago
    hahaha when you said "stupid jews"
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  • David Morar 2 years ago
    i like how the video ended just after he said "fuck those jews" and you took the camera, cuz it gives the impression that you were gonna punch him ( like "pow, right in da' kissah" )
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  • Liam R 2 months ago
    Software.... or housing.
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