August 3, 2008

There are a few things you should not do in a restaurant, on or off Lower Greenville: Let your 2-year old use the potted plants as a toilet, offer to help the chef cook your dinner, and last but not least, tell the manager you want to smoke some crack in his bathroom.

Apparently, Mr. Douglas Bartholemew MacGregor's parents let him whiz on the plants too often when he was a child.

And last night, he learned the hard way what happens when you tell the manager you want to smoke crack in the bathroom.