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A simple Open Frameworks application using the MS Kinect depth sensing camera via libfreenect and ofxKinect.

The computer searches for my manboobs and draws a bra or pasties on top. Music is played when titties are detected.

I'm using OpenCV on the depth image. I look for a person-sized blob and use it's centroid to approximate a search box wherein to detect 2 boobs. The bra or pasties are drawn using the centroids of these boob blobs. A third blob detector is used to look for the hand to change between bras.

The second half of the video shows a projection mapping of the bras/pasties onto my chest. This is all running in realtime and in low light conditions with a bad background. Yes, the Kinect sensor is pretty awesome!

Music: Hot Stuff by Donna Summer

See also: danomatika.com/blog/kinect-titty-tracker/

EDIT: Picked up by Kotaku: kotaku.com/5697172/kinect-hacked-to-track-breasts-or-at-least-man+boobs
EDIT2: Now on Reddit: reddit.com/r/programming/comments/eaixc/way_better_than_the_games_kinect_titty_tracker/
EDIT3: On Slashdong: slashdong.org/2010/11/28/kinect-sex/
EDIT4: Now on Australian news: theage.com.au/digital-life/digital-life-news/hackers-kinect-games-to-the-bedroom-20101202-18hce.html
EDIT5: On Blistered Thumbs Show and Trailer (Part 2): blisteredthumbs.net/2011/01/titty-tracking-your-moms-flagpole-and-more/

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  • Kyle McDonald plus 1 year ago
    why can't i 'like' this before it's done uploading?
  • Theo Watson plus 1 year ago
    wow - this is a first. kyle beats the actual video
    ;)
  • Jamie Dubs pro 1 year ago
    "I post first... that's what I do"
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  • dataprole 1 year ago
    Think I will still be smiling about this in the morning.
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  • Joe Catchpole 1 year ago
    Will we see a full body projection mapped Chameleon/Cloaking app by the end of the week...?
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  • Dauragon C. Mikado 1 year ago
    Science
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  • ADW plus 1 year ago
    Christina Aguilera will be wanting this tech for her next video!
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  • Kalvin Camp 1 year ago
    omg yes. hahahaha
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  • loonachic 1 year ago
    best thing i've seen on the internet all day. thank you for this.
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  • jvcleave plus 1 year ago
    Well, The NYTimes has their new Tech front page story
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  • dustin o'connor 1 year ago
    hot stuff
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  • Jayme Cochrane 1 year ago
    i hope you become a meme, danny boy.
  • Memo Akten plus 1 year ago
    The best part is, in turkish 'meme' means tits anyways!
    translation.babylon.com/turkish/to-english/
  • Mahir M. Yavuz 1 year ago
    Jayme your turkish is getting better every day.
  • Jayme Cochrane 1 year ago
    tamam, brüder.
  • David Stolarsky plus 1 year ago
    back then hoes didn't want me, now i'm hot, hoes all on me
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  • onurson 1 year ago
    ofxTittie!
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  • Tim Devine 1 year ago
    Oh my dearest dear Mr Wilcox,

    Well it would seem that you have finally found someone to notice and ogle over your breasts... albeit a computer.

    Do you like to have glistening pork chops delicately projected over them? Like a summer blouse made of pork chops.

    Oh I bet you do you saucy minx... I bet you do.
  • Dan Wilcox 1 year ago
    Do you want A1 bottles?
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  • Simon Donaldson 1 year ago
    BEST application of Kinect yet...

    Now get a girl to try it!
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  • didito 1 year ago
    wow - it took a kinect to finally accomplish that. thank you, dan. i salut you!

    @jayme: thumbs up for that.
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  • ED 1 year ago
    Brilliant!
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  • TotD 1 year ago
    "Music is played when titties are detected."
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  • Angeline Gragasin plus 1 year ago
    Now all you need to do is get the motion tracking down for titty twirling burlesque dancers. Good luck!
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  • Morgan Freeman plus 1 year ago
    nice work.
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  • awesome dude, you are the first titty dj - even without tittys ;-) nice bike in the background...
  • Dan Wilcox 1 year ago
    Warum willst du mein Fahrrad? Du hast ein Motorrad!
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  • psonice 1 year ago
    Do you have a projector lying around? You could project the bra directly onto your body. Virtual clothes! The kinnect sensor should work well in low light/darkness, so this is actually pretty viable.
  • Dan Wilcox 1 year ago
    I did this in the second half of the video. Fast forward.
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  • Crusty Video 1 year ago
    this is the future of programming
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  • milant 1 year ago
    i like yr iphones
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  • 2Roqs 1 year ago
    Brilliant !
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  • Pierre Proske 1 year ago
    Now you need an ofxAssDetector.
    Then DJ Assault will have to buy the rights from you.
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  • Hey Robot Cowboy, this is truly awesome.
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  • TheMuc 1 year ago
    someone give this man a noble peace prize. when will this become an app for my phone? best ever!
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  • Oliver Reischl 1 year ago
    You, Sir, created the true killer app for kinect!
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  • nock4six 1 year ago
    Hahah. Seriously, I could watch this guy rock back and forth, throw his arm, and lipsync all day.
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  • Freddie Lulham 1 year ago
    Totally missed a trick... Could have made the computer put googly eyes instead of a bra
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  • Jose Maria Marin 1 year ago
    hahahaha, cannot stop laughing, you are a genius bro!
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  • NASSER AL-OSTATH 1 year ago
    science can be funny sometimes :) lool
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  • Luis 1 year ago
    A must have to any father with daughters with chatroulette habits!
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  • Karl Svec 9 months ago
    Had to create an account just so I could comment. Brilliant!
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  • harris 5 months ago
    this is funny stuff, thanks for sharing
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