Oxhorn now on SPOTIFY & iTunes! Find Oxhorn's music here: itunes.apple.com/us/album/oxhorn-brand-music/id318518016

The ESA (Elf Security Administration) has issued new full body scans and pat downs before riding the flight-master. This can be pretty tricky for someone like Staghorn, who never changes his armor. How will he get through it?

Many goodies, including desktop wallpapers, the movie script and other such loveliness can be found here at oxhorn.com:

oxhorn.com/movies/associate-professor-evil-series/mister-evil-runs-for-office/

Watch my weekly live show, Scotch & Smoke Rings every Thursday at 7:00 PM pacific time, at oxhorn.com: oxhorn.com/live-show/

Want to be a professional stalker? Good! Stalk me here:

Facebook Page: facebook.com/OxhornPage
Facebook Profile: facebook.com/Oxhorn
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MySpace: myspace.com/oxhornbrand

I've released two albums, filled with Oxhorn musical goodness. Snag them here on iTunes:

Oxhorn Brand Music: itunes.apple.com/us/album/oxhorn-brand-music/id318518016
Oxhorn's Christmas for Geeks: itunes.apple.com/us/album/oxhorns-christmas-for-geeks/id342414697