In the Funk-Free Zone (New Haven, CT), persecuted Yalies find refuge only in Davenport C-11. The Funk Police are everywhere, trying to track you down and bring you to a land where people live devoid of funk (lots of Sufjan Stevens, the Decemberists, etc.). It's up to you to bring it back this Saturday night.
If anybody gets funked up, it's gonna be you.
Calling all Cro-nasal Sapiens stuck in the zone of zero funkativity: Pick up your bop guns with your pent-up ego munchies and tune into the funkentelechy. Your maggot brain's about to hit the motor booty affair. Join the all-star cast of Mr. Wiggles the Worm, Rumpofsteelskin, Sir Nose D'VoidofFunk, Star Child, and all the Thumpasorus peoples. The Law of Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication will be enforced.
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