Although man has evolved over the millenia without any semblance of circular, rotating appendages, he seems doggedly determined to affix such appurtenances to his lower extremities whenever opportunity allows. Perhaps in some alternate universe, where all people roll freely thanks to the small, round, wheels that grow from their feet, some choose to don restrictive, non-rolling shoes, and are applauded for the audacity of their sport.
In this universe, however, it is quite the other way around
This leftover footage from the Haley video is the pudding in the proof.
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