i'm the biker man, o yes i am
i'm the biker man, o yes i am

Hey sissy britches with your nose in a book
I got ten good reasons why you probably should look up
Hey Beaver Cleaver with your hair in a part
I’ll be skidding on your toe in an office park heartbeat

i'm the biker man, o yes i am
i'm the biker man, o yes i am

Cry driver driver at your traffic jam pace
I’ll be kicking up gravel while I pedal past you idling
Right pant leg rolled up in a cuff to my knee
Got an oversized bag, riding high in my seat

i'm the biker man, o yes i am
i'm the biker man, o yes i am

Whine nozzle stroker at the price of your gas
I’m saving twenties while you’re packing more fat on your ass
Right pant leg rolled up in a cuff to my knee
Got my pencil-thin jeans hugging ass, riding high in my seat

i'm the biker man, o yes i am
i'm the biker man, o yes i am