A long time ago I borrowed a video camera from a friend. I wanted to make a movie but I didn't have a reason to do that, or a place to put it. So I decided to make a try-out tape for reality show. You were supposed to answer a bunch of questions and prove your worthiness, I didn't bother with any of that. I just used it as an excuse to make a movie about "myself."

It's probably uninteresting to almost everybody, but if you're going to watch it, make sure you at least watch it until the montage.