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3. It's So Easy To Join.

by Torvakian

3 years ago

2. A Message From Jon-John Torvakian

by Torvakian

3 years ago

1. Say Hebbo!

by Torvakian

3 years ago

Everybody's talking about it - isn't it time you found out about it? Tarvuism is the world's oldest and fastest-growing religion. Get ready to say "Hebbo" - to Tarvuism!

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Zack Wolk 3 years ago

Hebbo!
Peter Berkman 3 years ago

Chabade
Mark 3 years ago

Wow, that WAS so easy to join!
dalas verdugo 3 years ago

Fact: Vimeo was founded based on principles found in Tarvuism.
Artoo45 3 years ago

Easy? I am utterly thunderstruck by the majesty of Tarvu. Hebbo dear tentacled savior, hebbo!
FUSTERCLUCK: T&As Old Shorts 3 years ago

Mighty good!
Karen Abad 3 years ago

octopusology hahahah
walt 3 years ago

amazing
Bob Clark 3 years ago

"And now I'm a priestmunty at my local chabbernaggle"
hahahah.. love it.. :)
Vir 3 years ago

I'm hearing that former members of Tarvuism claim that Tarvu is a destructive cult.

Hahaha. That's silly. Tarvu would never destroy anyone.

Hebbo.
Ravin Ramkissoon 3 years ago

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
N0rD 3 years ago

its fuckin crazy! fuckin sect! if there were some inqisitors to burn that piece of shit. Конченные уебаны блять! ОЯЕБАНЕЮ!!1 ЖАЖА! ПЫЩЬ ПЫЩЬ ЛУЧИПАНОСА!!!!11 ТЕЛОИДПОТС ЗОХВАЧЕН! ЖИВТОНЕ ЧОЧО УПЯЧКА!!1 ЩЯЧЛО ПОПЯЧТСА ПОПЯЧТСА!!!!!!11 СМОТРИ БАЛЕТ СУКА!!1111 ЭЕКСТЕЛР ТЫОЙ ЯЕБАНЕЮ КОТУ РИАЛЬНЕ ПЫЩЬ ПЫЩЬ!!!!11 ПОНИМАЕШЬ КАКБЕ В ЧОМ СОЛЬ11???77СЕМ ОЯЕБУ СЬЕШЬ ЕЩЕ ЕТИХ УВКСНЕ ДЕЛЬФИНЕ И ВЫЕБИ СЛОНА %ГЫУКТФЬУ% GSOM!!1ТРИДВААДИН ПЫЩЬ!!!!!11АДИН С.Р.У.!11АДИН
Robert McClure 3 years ago

NOrD really had a bad day when he wrote his comment. His other comments found on Vimeo are reasonably good. Maybe he just can't read the books. He needs to visit tarvu.com
Bertrand Bouchez 3 years ago

Hebbo !
Henry 3 years ago

I'm convinced! Where do I send my life's savings, I want to talk to an Octopus too!

LOL!
Daniel Condurachi 3 years ago

is it a joke or something?
Isaac Day 3 years ago

It so easy to joan, I joaning right now
souleimane dhaibi 3 years ago

Tarvu tarvooti,
Oboonoo cTooti,
Mimmin O'tibbi noonah,
Mdfitty fitty noonah,
Arvu immentiBarvu,
Tarvu.
....
... It was so easy to join !
Juztn 3 years ago

Heppo.....no! Hebbo! Hebbo!!!!
Reed Braden 3 years ago

Hebbo!

Tarvu tarvooti,
Oboonoo cTooti,
Mimmin O'tibbi noonah,
Mdfitty fitty noonah,
Arvu immentiBarvu,
Tarvu.

That's it! I'm a Tarvuist now! Does anyone know where to find the Chabbernaggle closest to Roanoke, Virginia?
Blanca Night 3 years ago

Hebbo!

It was SO easy to JOIN.
Nick Jones 3 years ago

Hebbo!

IT was So EasY to JOin!
yaffle 3 years ago

Some of my best friends are octopi.
Joe Plett 3 years ago

Bebbo, butter worshipers. Repent while you still can. >:o
...and in the name of all that is decent women... PUT A TIE ON!!!!
Brian Orr 3 years ago

I will pray for all of you. The only way to heaven is through Jesus. You are all lost right now and when you are in darkness, blue, brown, and green all look the same. When you find Jesus you will see the light and your view of this world will no longer be clouded.
Paul 3 years ago

But!! It's so easy to join!!!
Matt Taylor 3 years ago

Ya, I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be a joke (and when I say 'pretty sure', I'm being sarcastic, this is definately a joke.)

I wouldn't go getting all worked up about it, I'm sure jesus would think that was a waste of your energies.
Paul 3 years ago

There's a lot of cool videos on vimeo, but very few that have made me laugh out loud! The repetition was ridiculous!
Max Carretero 3 years ago

I wonder what this Tarvuism actually is o.O...
I didnt know anything of this... religion... thing.. whatever...

Could anyone explain it to me?^^
Alfoncio 3 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA , man if Tarvuism is a serious religon and this is a "SERIOUS" promotional video , that's even more classic.
Michael Tobia 3 years ago

This is hilarious! Why are all the girls wearing ties and many of the men a bit feminine? I guess Tarvuism makes a man of a woman and a woman of a man.
michael pattinson 3 years ago

O T

symbol says it all, LOL.
Anon1mous On3 3 years ago

Hebbo!
manuel steinwender 3 years ago

awesome

all my questions have been answered. Hebbo to all of you!
Memo Akten 3 years ago

I'd like to join, would I be able to? is it easy?
Zoltan Szabo 2 years ago

It cant be serious religion. It's only a stupid joke!!!!
Did You read that 3000 years old story 10 years ago??
Think about it!!!
David Reymond 2 years ago

fucking hebbo
Charles Weeden 2 years ago

Dude, this is pathetic. This is an utter joke. Somebody give me a gun, I need to shoot myself in the foot.
Voices Carry 2 years ago

I thought it was a pretty funny take on informercials . . . I am surprised at how many comments suggest that hebbo is valid . . .
Do they believe in Shebo (my organization), too????
Luis Rivera 2 years ago

hebbo, hebbo!
Ross Youngblood 2 years ago

Hebbo! This is great! It speaks to me!
felipe paredes 1 year ago

Hebbo!
AdamPellinDeeve 1 year ago

Hebbo.
envirotex 1 year ago

Hebbo bitches!

As an ex-Tarviust, Jon-John Torvakian will not allow me to enter the sacred Givil to obtain a copy of this movie, tarvu.com/wiki/doku.php?id=robin_williams

Hopefully someone out there has a bootleg.
Terry Paton 1 year ago

LOL! So so awesome. This is what the internet was made for.
Jackfrom Prod 7 months ago

Hebbo