I can't believe this still exists. I found this recently and I don't know if it's been seen since '98. Quality is bad because it came from an old VHS.

Some things that might help answer questions. I went to a christian school from '95 till I graduated in '98. The kid Ryan at the beginning of the video put all of this together and it was part of a longer video shown at Junior/Senior (prom).

I was not cool, hence why this was funnier. I wrote this parody love column in high school my senior year and that's where Ryan got the idea to do this. Laugh at my nerdiness, people!