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RATED PG-13. The first in a series of short films for Macho Velvet Films. All of the films in this series will mostly be short dialog driven scenes that are character studies in a particular uncomfortable moment of one or two people's lives.

Shot on the RED camera, in 4k, in one evening in San Francisco (5 hour shoot). Edited in 2k on FCP using the proxy files, finished using Magic Bullet for color correction. Special thanks to the small crew we had, especially to Jeff and Tim. Please comment if you like it or hate it.

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  • Sam Parnell 1 year ago
    Hilarious, good work!
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  • Georgia Dwyer 1 year ago
    Really funny Jason, so glad to be a part of it!
    georgia
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  • haha awesome, nice work Jason!
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  • Jorge Quinteros 1 year ago
    When you're certainly right about enjoying it much better in HD. Love the humor in it. Looks great!
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  • Iguana Cruda 1 year ago
    nice!!!!
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  • willotoons 1 year ago
    hahaaa!

    "maybe it'll be nice to have a little room in there?"

    "you're like an angel" HA!

    really great. love the background on the intro/outro too.

    looking forward to seeing more!
    xo
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  • Lance 1 year ago
    nice work, rare that you find such capable actors in films of this budget.
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  • Brian Boudreau 1 year ago
    That was good.. I cracked up!
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  • Eric.T 1 year ago
    i want to see the whole movie ;). realy great work!
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  • polplanells 1 year ago
    Great short
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  • ed 1 year ago
    Jason, you're work is always fantastic. Thanks for Weekly DV. I hope you and your family are doing great.
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  • zack mctee plus 1 year ago
    super good writing. I also like the simplicity of the credits. Great work to everybody involved.
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  • Roberto Lepe 1 year ago
    Really really good Jason. The acting was superb and so was the dialogue. I just loved it all around.
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  • Fonzarely 1 year ago
    'I'm not fucking-McGiver' : Nice!
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  • Joe Kamimura 1 year ago
    Lol
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  • Pablo Korona 1 year ago
    hahah "i'll bring you some cookies, make you feel all better…" classic.
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  • Júlio Taubkin plus 1 year ago
    Awesome scene with some genious touches. You can tell the night is going to be clumsy by the way the "undressing" goes.
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  • Wolfgang Gaebler plus 1 year ago
    *ROFL* I'll bring you some cookies... *ROFL*
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  • oh you guys! hee hee
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  • BumKi Cho plus 1 year ago
    Love the script, acting, editing. Fun video!
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  • Sean Cruser 1 year ago
    very nice. looking forward to more!
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  • Pete 1 year ago
    LOL! well written :D
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  • Ammonite plus 1 year ago
    Great piece of work.
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  • josh echevarria 1 year ago
    hahah really good.....loved it
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  • Jenna G plus 1 year ago
    Im not Mcguiver lol
    Genius
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  • Vu Nguyen 1 year ago
    Limousine vs 4-door sedan! LOL!
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  • Prakash 1 year ago
    Loved it ..
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  • Michael Stine plus 1 year ago
    Great Job, looks great! Enjoyed watching.
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  • George M. 1 year ago
    Intricate art design. Nice acting. Beautiful subtleties all around. Congrats. Happy to see someone in SF doing it right.
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  • valerio angelini 1 year ago
    Wonderful job, dialogue, acting
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  • Kevin Little 1 year ago
    I love the video, well acted, well filmed, made me laugh out loud, haha. What song did you use at the end there? i like it a lot.
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  • Murray Mile 1 year ago
    very nice
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  • Great work. The acting was very natural and I loved the old school porn look to it all.
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  • Tom Wong plus 1 year ago
    In addition to your wonderful actors, your writing & pacing
    made it a funny & engaging film to watch & listen. Well done Jason.

    Tom
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  • Miquel Roman plus 1 year ago
    hahahaha really cool short, nice work
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  • hscottroth 1 year ago
    entertaining with great production value. more!
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  • Yasmine Abdullah 1 year ago
    I loved this!
    And the song is nice.
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  • Thomas Nordanstad plus 1 year ago
    Wonderful! Thanks!
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  • Kiersten Lane plus 1 year ago
    Very Funny. And fantastic picture. What a great team. :)
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  • Blake Whitman staff 1 year ago
    Is it a girth issue?
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  • Hak en Haai 1 year ago
    HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    it's like..
    this is for erm, Jumbo jets...
    and I'm more like a DC10...
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  • MariaNYC plus 1 year ago
    hilarious! nice quality and cute narrative but that white line on the bottom ...
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  • Tyson Moffitt 1 year ago
    haha, that was amazing! Can't wait to see the rest :P
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  • Swaroop Kanchi 1 year ago
    loved it...super duper...funny..God bless....
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  • Himayath Khan 1 year ago
    funny to the bone...

    what is the res that you've uploaded here?
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  • Michelle Spear 1 year ago
    LOVE the opening title treatment and overall vibe. destiny is calling my friend :)
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  • Byron Abdy 1 year ago
    Excellent work. I've enjoyed every second of it.
    Hopefully there is more to come!
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  • Michael G Buck 1 year ago
    all she had was a magnum, i am seriously laughing now. what a story! loved it.
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  • sean fee 1 year ago
    awkward, and very funny.
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  • I haven't seen footage of the RED before, and I'm glad that this was the first!
    Everything was awesome!
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  • Derek 1 year ago
    hahaha, this was great man; such a funny subject to film about. Great job
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  • Ben Todd 1 year ago
    Well done mate. Just stumbled across this and thought it was great fun..... well shot, cracking acting and script.
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  • Michael Madison 1 year ago
    Pretty good!
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  • Christian 1 year ago
    Loved this! I kept waiting for a twist at the end though, would have made the short even better. :)
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  • Greg Wallis 1 year ago
    Just one of those perfect little (no pun intended!) shorts you so rarely come across (no, no pun again). Brilliantly acted, and the lightng was just spot on.
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  • Andy Riddle 1 year ago
    Funny funny stuff!
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  • David Bryan 11 months ago
    lol, yeah!
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  • gino varisano 11 months ago
    thoroughly hilarious..
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  • Dave Keenan 11 months ago
    wow. I remembered this from a while ago and then came across it again and still has me busting up. Great acting especially by David.
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  • Inofaith 11 months ago
    The images look great.

    But the acting/story is bad.
    The whole part where he tries to explain what's the matter takes way too long, it's overdone and made me almost press stop. The actors are allright. Maybe some cuts need to be made. Less is more they say.

    Great camera actions, good sound editing.
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  • Inofaith 11 months ago
    I like the fact that we're sortof screening a movie here.
    It would be cool to have more filmmakers share when they are IN the process of making a film, to get some more feedback from the audience... then we would all make films together sortof. Much more interactive and community-oriented. Thanx for sharing.
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  • David 11 months ago
    Very great work!
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  • Hot Rod plus 10 months ago
    love it!! the cast... the story... look... editing... very nice.. hope you get a chance to do a full length feature someday!! would really love to see that!
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  • Jason Zada 10 months ago
    really appreciate all the comments. i am working on a pilot right now and this is very inspiring. thank you.
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  • J-tec 10 months ago
    Me and my girlfriend both just watched this and thought it was hilarious, looked like it should be a scene in a major motion picture. Only thing i would have to say about it, is to maybe cut it a bit shorter, as i felt the humor kind of died out of it a little towards the end. The first 3:30 were absolutely to die for though, great work!
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  • Thomas Valdez 10 months ago
    This is out of control. Probably one of my favorite videos I have ever seen on vimeo.
    Thanks for posting.
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  • Gavin Duffy 10 months ago
    ha ha ha sooo goood, ha ha ha
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  • paramon plus 9 months ago
    Amazing work all around!
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  • chan the grand 9 months ago
    Excellent work! the execution of this project, would have been just as fun to watch had you done it on Mini DV... You are talented!
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  • Jaime 9 months ago
    excellent... very funny and great footage.. very nice work. OMG.. I need a budget for a good DP... lol
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  • JON ZOMBIE plus 8 months ago
    hahahaha "I'll bring you cookies. Im not fucking six"
    haha
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  • Dean Yurke plus 7 months ago
    Beautifully lit, wonderfully told, cracking little short. Bravo to all involved.
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  • Hyun De Grande 7 months ago
    Great scene! :)
    Everything just works!
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  • Diego Zambrano 6 months ago
    love it!
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  • Simon Höfer 6 months ago
    This is awesome!
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  • Cody Cuellar 5 months ago
    Brilliant! So uncomfortably hilarious!
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  • Jolifilm! plus 5 months ago
    Love it great work!I love the cookie..
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  • Emmet Griffin 5 months ago
    Excellent. Very funny.
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  • Lenny. 3 months ago
    "I'm not fuckin' MacGyver , this is a condom!"
    HA!
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  • bwwd 3 months ago
    nice,looks like 70s-80s film
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  • D.C. Stewart 3 months ago
    Unbelievably funny, It's not the size but the intent.
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