If there's cashew nuts around it's my favourite joke to say:

"what kind of nuts are those?"

"Cashew."

"BLESS YOU!"

[Everyone Laughs]

It's frustrating when people say "cashew nuts" but with a bit of effort (sometimes a lot of effort) you can ween out just the word "cashew". It makes the payoff EVEN MORE worthwhile.

If you go past this nutbag vendor again why not try it out? Or should that be why NUT try it out HAHAHAHAHA

lol,....nuts :-)

i think it would've been funnier if he asked for a "salty nut sac"

shoe MANIA!