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Classified Radvertisement by MC AC/DC:

$15 - MICROWAVE (This Is Why I’m Hot)

I’m hot because I am a microwave, you ain’t because you are not a microwave. This is why, this is why, this is why I am hot.

(VERSE)

This is why I’m hot, you don’t gotta cook. I can heat up your spaghetti while you go and read a book. I can make popcorn, with the touch of a button. If you’ve got leftover shizzle, you know I’ll sizzle up that mutton.

I’m a 2006 model, Emerson electronics. I’m a little squeeky, but my owner didn’t mind my super-sonics. Minor discoloration, from the pasta explosion. We’re moving to a new apartment so I’m getting a demotion.

This is why I’m hot.

(CHORUS)

Powerglove not included.

$15 or Best Offer.

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  • themarkpike 3 years ago
    Seen over 2,000 times. No comments? No likes? If MC AC/DC had feelings, they would be hurt. So goes the life of an inanimate object.
  • FuzzyDave 3 years ago
    HAH! If MC Hawking were in the market, he'd buy that microwave for sure.
  • themarkpike 3 years ago
    I would love to see a rap battle between MC Hawking and MC AC/DC! Thanks for the comment, FuzzyDave. Glad you liked it.
  • FuzzyDave 3 years ago
    I would've liked it sooner if i'd known it existed. That's one of my minor gripes with vimeo. I have no idea what all is being uploaded to the site -- unless i were to subscribe to EVERYONE's clips. There should be a way for users to see what's being uploaded every day. I was just lucky enough to see your comment while doing an activity scan.
  • beaglebot 3 years ago
    Me->Activity->Things everyone did
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  • JeremysLife 3 years ago
    yeah that's bizarre....maybe it's posted or embedded somewhere where non-vimwegians are watching it. either way, it's hilarious, and deserves all the views it has.

    we should make this into an educational one for science classes - lyrics about literally why it's hot...heating up nuclei, poppin electrons out to the outer rings, 1s2p2s6p, etc....
  • themarkpike 3 years ago
    I've got it up on my blog, and I've been getting heavy traffic from Wonkette and MetaFilter. Craziness. People have strong feelings about rapping microwaves.

    I'll leave the superscience to MC Hawking. MC AC/DC just wants to heat things up.
  • JeremysLife 3 years ago
    dude it's at 7,849 when i came here to read the comment. now it's at 7,863. it's gettin like 5-10 hits every refresh. sick! i'm gonna refresh again at the end of this comment.
  • JeremysLife 3 years ago
    7,903
  • themarkpike 3 years ago
    Woah. Hello, World.
  • JeremysLife 3 years ago
    12,874.
    5,000 in 5 hours
    = 1,000/hr.
    = 24,000/day
    = just over 8,000,000/year
  • JeremysLife 3 years ago
    27,228.

    That's 15,000 more in 12 hours. She's accelerating.
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  • Noir 3 years ago
    Dude, this is wicked. Can I buy that microwave? I'll give you $20 for it.
  • themarkpike 3 years ago
    Before the microwave became an internet sensation, I had to leave it by the dumpster. Somebody else snagged it within 5 minutes... for FREE! I bet they don't even know that they have a home appliance that can rap.
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  • Jannabelle 3 years ago
    Is it me or is that one sexy microwave? ow!
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  • Jimi Heffernan plus 2 years ago
    this is hilarious. 58 thousand views.
  • themarkpike 2 years ago
    Thanks, Jimi. I find it hilarious that this video got 58,000 views also.
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  • Thomas M 2 years ago
    I can't hear "I’m hot because I am a microwave" without cracking up.
  • themarkpike 2 years ago
    whenever the song comes on the radio (always) i feel compelled to do the robot. people who have not seen the video are usually confused.
  • Thomas M 2 years ago
    Stove top turntables is my new favorite thing to do.
  • themarkpike 2 years ago
    be extremely careful! the blooper reel for this video involves 2nd degree burns...
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  • isaacwayton 2 years ago
    friggin' genius!
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