Examining the correlation between money/hair and how the growth/loss of it affects confidence. Also making the very absurd comparison of the bailout plan to hair transplant surgery.

If you take the population of the United States (x), subtract all the bald people (y), then multiple that number by the average number of hair on a human's head (z), you get roughly 700 billion...wait...give or take a few zeros...does it matter?

(x-y)z=700,000,000,000