Well let's see, President Bush led us into war with the wrong country under false pretenses, which is an offense bordering on treason. One of our members is also a veteran, by the way, and is well versed in these matters.

What we are doing is political satire, which is an art form that dates back to the 1700s. Real patriots call leaders out on their mistakes and crimes. It is the foundation of democracy. Without it, you only have a mass of easily cowed people (e.g. a dictatorship).