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I was also thinking we should put Alaska Senator Ted Stephens out on an ice floe and apparently The Jonas Brothers are making their film debut in something called "Walter the Farting Dog"... apparently so they won't be the only thing that stinks on screen.

And if that wasn't enough, the 42 million bucks that High School Musical 3 made at the box office was enough to get Paramount to greenlight a remake of "Footloose" starring Zac Efron... apparently this time they're substituting Bacon for ham.