I wanted to mail a colleague a doughnut cross-country. The post office had a problem with that. So I did the next best thing.

Lyrics:

No, no now. What wedeeeehh.
The wuh I have uh herd ah.
Tied ah be deh. Useless wes he
Easily butt. What's the question?
You won soudahhh.

You dow fow ahhh
Oooh heh! You lad.
Daaad feh
Oooh heh! You lad.

To start owah, you get the wahhh.
You stat on meooww.
To started owah, you get the ahhh.
You towt a useleh, you turn owow.
You can helpmehh, you stare mow.

You deh, des gleh,
Oooh heh! You lad.
You deh, des gleh,
Oooh heh! You lad.

Don't gun.
Don't teh.
Don't guh.
Ooo yuh nuh.
Uh guh.

You a feeleh owmahwah,

Youeverehtehouwahahahwahwtowahwhahwehwhahhwhwheahwhwhah

You down nah! You got tah wahhh.

Guess yotehgeh heh!
Til one a two la nehhhh.
Lose the questiahh, tell meh beeeer.
You geh ah feelehh, ooooehmehh.

Yes how ah bweh, ooo heh! You leh.
Des preah, ooo heh! You leh.
Des preah, ooo heh! You leh.