
The Egg Council Presents
1 year ago
Having effectively disappeared from the scene since the completion of his introductory promotional film, Klaus Wolfenstein, the man-boy, discus-tossing wunderkind has resurfaced several arduous months later. Worried fans now have facts to fuel their anxiety; all external indicators seem to confirm Klaus' rumored induction into an ancient, secretive society of oviform gamete worshipers. It is likely that this marks just another phase of celebrity for Klaus, and we hope that the surfacing of this apparently archival film does not indicate that he has been incubated for good.
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i'm very interested in learning more about your organization. i really love eggs, and i think that i would be a great fit with your group. do you have a url i could visit? what is the application process like?
thanks for your quick reply.
All Best,
S.E.
An Egg Council representative has informed me that after meeting some simple criteria, you will be eligible for a temporary membership with the Egg Council. Please fill in the forms that I have forwarded you, making sure to include your social security number, credit rating, and mother's maiden name. After your application has been processed, you will receive a magenta-stained egg shell delivered to you by a pygmy riding a mature chicken, and this will be your symbol of acceptance into the select ranks of the Egg Council chosen.