This video tells the cwazy-engwossing story of the time that me and Some Hipster Dude with a tattoo of a thick black band around his forearm competed at an Impromptu Drawing Challenge at McCarren Park on a Monday afternoon in early Autumn.

Honestly, this shit was a DRAW- pun intended. I just LET HIM WIN because I'm the host and have my own Internet TV show and a lot going for me, whereas he's just Some Hipster Dude.

Besides, I'm facey. All you have to draw is giant eyes, a pixie cut, and a prominent collarbone, and you've got yourself a photorealistic rendering of Laura Jane Faulds.

Or maybe I've just got a chip in my collarbone because I lost. Either way: since LOST doesn't premiere until, like, January of 2050, you gotta spend your Thursday evening doing something, so you might as well watch this:

Do You Suck Less than Laura Jane?, Volume 3: Dudes cheat at everything, especially portraiture challenges..