And so concludes Laura Jane Sucks Week. I've had my highs; I've had my lows. Life is beautiful; life is terrible. I suck more at hitting baseballs than a child; I'm totally smarter than some dude who would assume he was 43847384738743 billion x smarter than me if he were hitting on me at a bar (God! I hate dudes!).

The final installment of Laura Jane Sucks Week is significant because, aside from its being the coolest and funniest one yet, it is the one that started it all. Emily and I only came up with the "DYSLTLJ?" concept at all because, for a few months of my life, I was obsessed with constantly wondering if I'd be able to win a foot-race against a chubby thirty-five year old. I'm surprised I never wrote a We're Obsessed about it, because I really was obsessed with pontificating upon this topic. WOULD I??? Sadly for me, I never found out. The dude I race in this video looked kinda stocky at first glance, but in reality, bro was secretly ripped. WHAT THE HELL? It's so hard to tell with dudes.

I hope that you have all enjoyed watching me suck less than everybody at everything these past four days. Please stick around past 3 minutes and 10 seconds into this video to watch my mini-recap of the days' events. Also: PLEASE DO NOT BE AFRAID TO COMMENT HERE AND TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU THINK THESE VIDEOS RULE!. I promise, I won't think you're lame. I think these videos rule too. And so, with no further ado, may I present to y'all:

Do You Suck Less Than Laura Jane?, Volume 4: I may be a slowpoke, but at least dude put a nogoodforme.com sticker on his cement truck.