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I help a girl, but she doesn't give me sex. what did I do wrong?
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  • Pam Newman 1 year ago
    hahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!

    I love that you were willing to destroy your shorts for a stranger. I want to give you a hug for being so nice. :-)

    Simon, it brings me joy that your handwriting is shitty just like mine.
  • Scruff_E_Guy 1 year ago
    mine's worse :-)
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  • cayoyin 1 year ago
    Hahaha!! What went wrong was that you didn't keep the smallest part of the short with you; so you gave it to her instead and she never saw your sexy body in full. The result: no sex.
  • Scruff_E_Guy 1 year ago
    (taking notes) can you repeat that, Cayo?
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  • Scruff_E_Guy 1 year ago
    cool simon.... the Samaritan award goes to you
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  • Rob Mientjes 1 year ago
    Awesome Simon! I'd not do this so lightly, but then again, my shorts are mostly non-existent or jeans, and those aren't destroyed so easily.

    Still. Nice work!
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  • Jeff Rabinak 1 year ago
    It's like a chain of smiles. This made me smile.
  • charliesteadman 1 year ago
    Big smile.
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  • Janie 1 year ago
    simon simon simon. this made me laugh so much. especially when you turned around. LOL!

    you didn't do anything wrong; it's not you, it's her.
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  • Buck Flashroy 1 year ago
    I like the way you told the story using flash cards and pictures. I especially like the 'x-ray' part to show us the inside of the bus. Nicely done, and way to be a hero!
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  • Thommy Browne 1 year ago
    Did your breath stink?
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  • Perhaps Pan 1 year ago
    You were probably a pick-up line away.

    "Did you come from heaven, because i've got a one way ticket back. It's only coach though, those first class tickets are expensive."

    I get all the ladies, can't you tell?
  • Caroline Martin 1 year ago
    Nolan that made NO SENSE.
  • Ultimate 1 year ago
    don't listen, best pick-up line ever
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  • eric cwiertny 1 year ago
    Nice story and nicely told!
  • Steve Holt 1 year ago
    Seconded
  • jchap (Jeremy Chapman) 1 year ago
    Thirded, and Simon, will you please take some of my damn music next time you make one of these awesomenesses?

    this is exactly the kind of shit i want my music to be used for.

    here, go nuts:
    abitofnonsense.com/mp3

    i'll organize it more soon. in the meantime, deal with the list.

    and either way, great clip, man.
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  • Kiss Miss Kate 1 year ago
    Well, fuck-a-luck-a-ding-dong.
    Aren't you sweet.
  • Adam Holwerda 1 year ago
    fuck-a-luck-a-ding-dong.

    holy hellerskates. ridicumongously awesome.
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  • kodachrome 1 year ago
    you're my new favorite!
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  • Blake Whitman staff 1 year ago
    did you ask for sex? sometimes that works.
  • Jimi Heffernan 1 year ago
    he shouldnt have had to. he's simon frankson.
  • Blake Whitman staff 1 year ago
    true...
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  • Erick C. 1 year ago
    what a jip! did you at least get her number?
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  • iamloserduh 1 year ago
    You are so nice!!!!! LOL!
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  • Caroline Martin 1 year ago
    I like your coy little smile at the end. Cute story!
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  • Evan Walsh 1 year ago
    I highly recommend that you use those swim trunks as much as possible.

    Chick magnet.
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  • Angie Torres 1 year ago
    This is a really unique story. We need more drawstring-swimming trunks heroes out there. :)
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  • Sam King 1 year ago
    Oh my. That's adorable.
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  • nshack 1 year ago
    You are the best! Great storytellling. A bike and a milk crate is totally the kind of thing that requires sacrificial swim trunks. Awesome.
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  • Ultimate 1 year ago
    i think that the notecard:
    "and then we humped like rabbits"
    would have made it a amazing story, so it'll have to settle for a great story until then
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  • Spatulated 1 year ago
    i will sex you so good. as long as your bedroom eyes look anything like that adorable smile at the end
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  • TheThinBuddha 1 year ago
    That was wonderful... my favourite .. expression.. was when you showed us the picture of where you were sat.. that expression and moving of glasses let me know how important the story was.... loved it..
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  • Steph J. 1 year ago
    Excellent !
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  • noa 1 year ago
    cute butt
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  • Obar 1 year ago
    how the heck did you tear your pants like that?
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  • justaclerk 1 year ago
    A man without trunks is no man at all.

    I am going to send you a new pair.
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  • davidxcarroll 1 year ago
    You are a sweetie pie. I can't imagine how you could destroy your shorts that bad.. but anything ending in smiles is way worth the trouble :)
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  • Radthanael 1 year ago
    Man, you win. You win the award for "Awesomeness in Video-Form."

    Congratulation.

    That's right, just the one.
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  • Georgie Hammerton 1 year ago
    I love it! That's so nice of you :) - but no sex?! That's an outrage! lol
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  • 1 year ago
    awww i wish someone would do that for me.
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  • robert 8 months ago
    This video is also Simon Frankson
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