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On my third trip into Jake's room I a found a seriously huge piece of home defense. On the one hand, it's kind of scary that he has it. On the other, it's nice to know he's thinking about our safety.

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  • Scruff_E_Guy plus 2 years ago
    whoah.....you could fillet a bear with that
    liked the fingerprint wiping :-)
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  • loonachic plus 2 years ago
    i'm more nervous about those neatly folded clothes than that big f**king knife to be quite honest.
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  • heather 2 years ago
    I just realized I have the same duvet cover.
  • Blake Whitman staff 2 years ago
    i just realized I have the same knife.
  • nathan d 2 years ago
    That's a pretty common knife. My dad has one of those too.
  • Sarah Kreczmer 2 years ago
    I have the same duvet cover as well i think:/ haha
  • heather 2 years ago
    ikea must have made a lot of money off of that print!
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  • dunno 2 years ago
    you left the light on again.
  • islebehere plus 2 years ago
    and didn't clean up after himself, again
  • davidxcarroll 2 years ago
    hahahaha
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  • hrrrthrrr 2 years ago
    i love that you wiped your prints!
  • Meg 2 years ago
    because the video evidence will be totally negated by the lack of prints.
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  • Andrew Love 2 years ago
    i love this series!

    i've always thought that a pump-action shotgun would be a great home defense system--even if you have no ammunition. if you broke into a house and heard that unmistakable sound, don't you think you would just get the fuck out of there? i would.
  • streeter seidell 2 years ago
    That's what they told me when I got my handgun license. "Every criminal knows the sound of a pump action shotgun."
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  • eric cwiertny 2 years ago
    "Jake goes with the 'stabbing' thing" -- too funny!

    I find it humorous that I might know my way around your apartment and rooms more than parts of my own home...
  • Gabito Guzman 2 years ago
    oh man, now i'm gonna try to memorize the room locations based on one viewing...
  • eric cwiertny 2 years ago
    It's nice to know that if we ever visit them we'll know exactly where everything is. :-)
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  • Sabrina! 2 years ago
    I'm moving out of the suburbs into the big metropolis that is Milwaukee soon; and I've been contemplating what I need to keep handy in case of an intruder. That knife is fucking bad ass.
  • Pirata718 2 years ago
    im a fan of the hammer. a nice big one that whispers "smashy smashy" to you when you pick it up. :P
  • Nick Dunkman 2 years ago
    HAHA, that made me laugh pretty hard.
  • Gabito Guzman 2 years ago
    smashy smashy?! holy shit... one would definitely not wanna punk a semi-punk girl who says "smashy smashy"...

    haha
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  • Adam Holwerda 2 years ago
    I want to see a whole bunch of "If someone broke into my house, I would defend myself with _____" videos. I think I'll make mine tomorrow.
  • Jeff Rabinak plus 2 years ago
    I would totally do a "If someone broke into my house, I would defend myself with _____" video,
  • Scruff_E_Guy plus 2 years ago
    yup....me too..Adam, you should make this a project
  • bk plus 2 years ago
    Please make it a project.

    What you would defend yourself with, and how you would do it.
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  • Bryan D 2 years ago
    hahahaha. this is a sweet thing you are doing.
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  • Grimbil 2 years ago
    Gotta love the chinese laundromats. Without them, we would only be able to keep half as many clothes in our drawers. I have no idea how they get everything folded so perfectly and compact.....
  • Gabito Guzman 2 years ago
    lol.... man that is some crazy shizzz... thanks for the laugh...
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  • schroberts 2 years ago
    "Who knew you were such a killer?"
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  • islebehere plus 2 years ago
    easily accessible, "in the drawer that doesn't open"
  • Gabito Guzman 2 years ago
    yeah, with the roommate that knows it's there, so when the criminal comes in, he and jake will be fighting over the knife like big toddlers!

    kidding of course... O_o
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  • Angie Torres 2 years ago
    i'm impressed. jake's clothes are kept more neatly than mine.
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  • Jake Hurwitz 2 years ago
    come on dude, did you get my e-mail?
  • Phenick 2 years ago
    LOL! to this comment.... Oh I can only imagine what that E-Mail says....
  • davidxcarroll 2 years ago
    hahahaha totally! come on Streeter... come on
  • Thibault Brock 1 year ago
    Something like : "Im gonna sue you !"
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  • Gabito Guzman 2 years ago
    "i'm actually gonna wipe my prints off that... in case the cops show up"

    !!hahaha!!
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  • F.o.l.l.y 2 years ago
    his blade beats your bat.. for sure.
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  • Jon Butler 10 months ago
    LOL you used one of my vocab words "meticulous"
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  • Bianca Gutman 5 months ago
    a big fucking knife
    haahahaha oh my god
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