In other words, Gen X versus Gen Y.
Why? Because like all the important questions in life, this one can be boiled down to its irreducible essence, a sticky residue of inquiry- which would win in a fight? The Goth? Or the Emo? And what of William G Stewart?

Written and performed by Nathan Filer. Recorded as part of the two man (the other man being Byron Vincent) show, Do Not Feed The Interwebs, and performed live at the Cheltenham Literature Festival 2008. Thanks to Voices Off and the staff of the festival for all their help. And, as always - Mr Bambridge.