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My girlfriend is off in Washington state all summer messing around with baby animals at a wildlife rehab facility. I came out to visit and fell in love with taunting the baby seals. They're so stupid!
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  • Ben 1 year ago
    Is there anything that Dave Brubeck music won't work with?
  • Perez 1 year ago
    haha.. easy music
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  • .dub 1 year ago
    hahaha i thought it would move once you taunted it.
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  • abteen 1 year ago
    They're so cute. Making fun of cute animals is always funny. I love the "can't even move" line.

    Jenny Craig, bitch!
  • Miles 1 year ago
    that line reminded me of that incident too
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  • Katie Marino 1 year ago
    did you get to hold them? or pet them at least? they look like slippery puppies. soooo cuuuuute!
  • Kevin Kuramura 1 year ago
    If we were on CH, I would say "I'll pet your slippery puppies!"

    But for some reason, I feel I should be more tasteful and sophisticated on vimeo. Weird.

    Yes, the seals are quite cute, quite cute indeed.
  • bradwerd 9 months ago
    I've noticed that too. there are different morals on CH.
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  • MattFM 1 year ago
    1:16 onwards is hilarious. I thought the last seal was probably trying to suckle on the fish before realising there's no milk gonna come out of it. Seriously, try squeezing a fish, you won't get any milk!
  • MattFM 1 year ago
    Incidently, you gave yourself away at the end. I believe the moment you said "Hey there," was the moment when your heart melted.
  • 3d60 1 year ago
    yhea they got to you..."hey there...did you cut out little fella.."
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  • Love the comments on the one on the plate ;)

    Cute animals we have a Center like this on Texel in the Netherlands too, realy nice to be there to help which I usualy do 2 months in a year just for the fun :)
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  • charliesteadman 1 year ago
    While you're away, is Jake making the "Hey. Look What I Found In Streeter's Room" clips?
  • Georgie Hammerton 1 year ago
    Oh Man! I would LOVE that!! :D

    Charlie you are a freaking Genius!!
  • davidxcarroll 1 year ago
    That's my joke vimeo.com/243996
    Do your homework Steadman
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  • Loonachic 1 year ago
    i want one!
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  • kateconnor 1 year ago
    so fat, so cute
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  • Chris Collins 1 year ago
    loved it - that looks like the best job in the world.
  • Amanda 1 year ago
    I was going to say the same thing.
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  • Georgie Hammerton 1 year ago
    I love it at 1:17 when they smack each-other about lol


  • hrrrthrrr 1 year ago
    ditto.
  • duplo 1 year ago
    Yeah! Hilarious.
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  • Scruff_E_Guy 1 year ago
    this is cool...very cute too... nice job :-)
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  • hrrrthrrr 1 year ago
    only streeter could find a way to use the phrase "fat lazy assholes" in a clip of innocent baby seals.

    bravo.
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  • 3d60 1 year ago
    There not so innocent.....babies pha
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  • Nick Wiesner 1 year ago
    excellent music choice... take five... brubeck, the best.
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  • Tinha 1 year ago
    i want the jumpy one!
  • Blake Whitman 1 year ago
    I want the fat one. That way it won't run away... or swim I guess.
  • Joel 11 months ago
    I would take all of them. Have a baby seal party. Free fish for everyone!
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  • Trey Metrejean 1 year ago
    I wanna harass seals!
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  • davidxcarroll 1 year ago
    I would've watched hours of this
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  • Jelen! 1 year ago
    my favorite is when they pop up repeatedly to try and see you, like a little kid too short for a counter.
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  • streeter seidell 1 year ago
    I have a theory regarding seals and it is this: seals are just labrador retrievers who live in water. Seriously, they act the same way labs do, they look like labs do and they just as excited when you show up with food. Discuss.
  • duplo 1 year ago
    You're 100% right. Seals are the friendly family dogs of the sea. I bet they are merpeoples' best friends.

    Man, you are so lucky you got to hang out with them!
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  • Capucha 1 year ago
    The nose at 0:35 made me burst out laughing :DD So cute !!
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  • Jake Hurwitz 1 year ago
    Dude, please, can we get one for our place?
  • stinkbug 11 months ago
    dont worry jake i plan on smuggling one for each of us on my plane ride home...security wont notice, right?
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  • Josh 1 year ago
    so fat, so gross
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  • cecile marie 1 year ago
    i like the fat one. haha.
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  • Increase Mather 1 year ago
    i like it when they hoppity hip up and down.
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  • Shrew 1 year ago
    That seal looked thoroughly offended ! just too lazy to actually do anything about it.
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  • Malty 1 year ago
    i told my dad yesterday that i would like to be a sea otter so it would be socially acceptable for me to eat off my belly... he replied "so fat...so gross"
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  • nshack 1 year ago
    I was surprised how much I liked this clip! So cute, so funny.
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  • Steve St Pierre 1 year ago
    Let's be honest. The only reason you have a video of baby seals on Vimeo is because "baby seal" translates to "phoque" in French. Yeah, you better believe it's pronounced like you think it is.

    So. Baby seals you, asshole.
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  • DaveAu 8 months ago
    This is so cute. Cute explosion!
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  • Janelle 8 months ago
    I think that I'm going to ask for a fat baby seal for Christmas.
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  • Jake Pinkerton 5 months ago
    Not many vimeos about baby seals are tagged with "fat lazy assholes". Fucking hilarious.

    "So graceful. So agile."
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