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Greenhouse Affect's Clark Hagins blogs about Tubemogul Web Service. "I use TubeMogul quite a bit sometimes" says Higgins..."You can feed in a blog and a music video and send it instantly to like a whole buncha websites at once - it's great!!" it goes to like Blip Tv, Mefeedia, Truveo, - You're gonna get seen - ALOT TOO !
Many aspiring writer/Bloggers use Tubemogul but well known ones like Higgins can operate a Moguler,..sending thousands of videos and writing ideas around THE WEB at the click of a mouse to thousands of websites...
"I'm an extremely creative genius" says Higgins "I mean people know I'm a total nut-case wackjob who will think up and say just about anything to go with my well known love for music....I have a lot of songs ,..nearly 93! So i have to constantly blog and come up with new shit, ...me and Jimmyforce,..that heavy metal guy from Newport Calif. and Jeff Snowe my former band manager at Rock City Productions back in Massachusetts..,..we shoot the shit and we come up with clever writing ideas for blogs where i can also sell shit with affiliate links,....my former Lawyer Dr. Steven Hoovernton chimes in with important ideas,..we have to be psychological,..we have to get into people's brains with penetration because we keep the listener interested and we 'hook' them on our music and the background story of G.e. and shit.....
"Our music is important to millions of people now,..it has to be good"...Higgins turns somewhat downcast when the talk of any G.e. 'comeback' is ever mentioned,.."Well,..we are from a long time ago - thats the 'reality',...theres been some chatter,..mainly between me and former drummer Greg Tarpley via our Myspaces,..it sounds interesting and intrigueing,...he wants me to cruise on up to Long Beach or Gardena or where-ever.. and we throw around old hit ideas like 'Ben is dead" and all that crap from 'Going Legit"....it sounds fun,..maybe play a show...then theres also been serious talks on the phone between me and drummer Martin Silva,...but ofcourse the 'early phase' of G.e. that is so important involving Phil Keegan on guitar and me on drums,..me and Flipper have had our chats about revving that up ,..only problem is - is he is way up in San Jose Calif....
When he's asked if he has ever met Tila Tequila, Higgins laughs; "Yes,...she was in Carlsbad at Bed Bath and Beyond and I was cleaning the fountain for pennies,..it was totally funny,..this was a while back before she really hit the big time on Mtv,..but she was HUGE on the internet ofcourse then.. ..and I was like "Hey Tila,...i'm Clark the Shark from Greenhouse effect !" and she was like "I fuckin' know you - yer that asshole that is always advertising in my comments!!" ,..luckily for me she had a big smile on her face and she was laughing saying "well more power to ya!!"..."I have to say though that it really is true that G.e. got a big start and a huge boost from the Tila Tequila Myspace,...over the summer of like 2006 and before,..i was always there puttin up shit in her comments,..but it really worked,..those are the 'early days' that just launched G.e. partially atleast to a lot of success at being seen and where we are now,...2008 was an awesome year for us,..and i credit a lot of it to Tila Tequila's Myspace site! She gave me like a huge hugg ,..but damn - no kiss !! I did get her autograph though,...(Laughs)..recently I tried to sell it when i was losing my house (Laughs)...
As one of those "Internet Celebrities' Higgins is recognized often as he cleans his swimming pools in San Diego's North County; "Yeah,...theres hard working net whores out there,..some have hit it big like Tila and Perez Hilton and some have fought to get places like Smosh, Jeffery Star, and Lisa Nova and Happy Slip,....i really like that one chick that does the make up on Meta Cafe ; she is rad !!" gushed Higgins...I mean People know I am probobly seen way more in reality than everyone else,...they all got phoney bots and shit...i thought about using a bot for my youtube because traffic just sucks there and it makes me look bad.... "People are pretty disappointed when they see me in person ,..i am an old fat 44 year old dude who really does look like a slouching poolguy...i mean i am even sprouting gray hairs now *(Laughs)..." I am not that sexy young guy anymore (Laughs)
"I mean,..you look at the old videos of me and you can tell,..i was just born to be a star...i mean i'm like 5 foot 4..with a pot belly and i hunch over like a little troll,..then theres Rick Carmody (Ted),..we have to be the dorkiest ugliest rock n roll band in history,,..i mean i can't play guitar or drums very well,..or sing,..but like i got tons of talent - its in there somewhere if you look !!(Laughs)...i mean,..its weird - people can just see it,..we were an enigma,..hopefully not an enema !! (Laughs),...i think the main weapon we got is i can piece together pretty good songs from very meager recourses,..we just 'knew' in 92' that "White Black Thing" was a hit,..we knew it !!...it just needed it's avenue,..well the internet has turned out to be THAT avenue,..in a big BAD WAY !!...having a nice guy around who was like this gifted amazing talented genius like our studio engineer Bill Krodel,..that really helped us,..to attain our musical songwriting goals,...
Did Higgins really record "White Black Thang" entirely by himself in like five minutes as South Bay Legend has it; "It was four" jokes Higgins with a grande laugh,.."No really man,..i joke around a lot and i playfully put myself down in self deprecation,..but i was very good in the music studio - i was a hack who really wasn't a Git Institute Guitarist or PIT Drummer,..but i had the gift of melody.." Everyone knows,..i can write songs,...Nobody in the South Bay can write songs like Hagins,...EVERYBODY knows that...."
Theres like these 'troll' M-U-S-I-C-E-X-P-E-R-T-S that watch me on youtube and they meanly critique my failures but what i have realised now today is the criticism i actually like more than the praise,..and i can 'use' it !! I am sick of all the praise,...that just takes me nowhere (Laughs) !! I mean 90 million people or what-ever watch me per day,..what the fuck do i care what they say about me back in Torrance anymore,..or what they say about me in Montreal or Calgary or Toronto ...the're just a buncha mullet heads anyway ,..whadda they know (Laughs),...all i know is we are like huge in the Orient,probobly because of my affiliation with Naruto Shippuden,.....Japanese and Chinese women want me,..THEY LOVE ME,..cause i'm short and weird looking,..i am like a jerry lewis or woody allen,..non-threatening,..like the Marx brothers,..its funny though how Ted is like the most popular member of G.e. cause of his howdy doody red hair,..millions of Vietnamese chicks dig him,..they want and demand a G.e. reunion (Laughs)...Ted gets more world fan-mail than me and I DON'T LIKE THAT ; I'M THE CUTE ONE !!dammit !... he's just like,..i donno - the Ringo !!...girls seem to like Pelle too,..that 'blue' version of White Black,..man ,..that sucker is a monster world hit now !! Its become a classic video and i love it when it says "Google award of 50 Million views' down in the corner,..that brings a tear to my eye...(sniff sniff)
"In all seriousness" says Higgins "If ever there were to be a G.e. band re-union,..i just think it would physically 'have' to include Ted (Rick Carmody) ,..he is to G.e. or he has become anyway like the what 'Frankie Poulain is to the Darkness" ,..the guy must be there,..or it isn't G.e.
"The funny part of all this is,..that none of us can locate Ted,..we all talk about him,..but nobodys seen him (Laughs),..i heard he got married maybe recently,..or somethin' like that,...I haven't talked to him since atleast like 1998,..but none of us ever knew then or even recently,..what G.e. would become ,..on the internet...
Down here in North County, right now,..ofcourse,..theres a 'latest incarnation' of G.e. a brewin' with me on guitar and my Professional Surfer Nephew Hagan Kelley on drums (As me and Hagster have previously jammed before back in 1997 and 98 back up in the South Bay - but that's a whole 'other story),..Hagan has alotta' connections so i guess i'm like,..oh well screw it all - I'm going with the surf dude (Laughs)....
"Whatever happens,..i gotta' continue my writing,..my words are very important because people can see i mean everything i say especially when it isn't pretty - and they seem to like it,...i got like these gigantic balls and i ain't afraid to say anything but when people meet me ,..they aren't mad at all at me,..they're mainly just on their knees saying 'We aren't worthy"...they make me feel like Alice Cooper...like they're Wayne and Garth,...
"Just don't do it when i'm standing in line at Vons or Albertsons...."
(Laughs).....
recently, in the myspace bulletins,
I argued with Tila Tequila recently over Prop 8 and she just gave up....on the lightside,..she did call me a motherfucker though...(Laughs)
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