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Got this on eBay. Dick Clark advises you join the Army before you get drafted! Did you see that giant chrome zit he had?

Maybe Carson Daly is working on one of these now.


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  • nshack 1 year ago
    This is fascinating. Thanks for putting it up. I like watching the record. Why did they phase them out? It almost seems like it's wobbling, but no... smooth. I'm enlisting...
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  • Buck Flashroy 1 year ago
    Wow - thanks Dick. I'm there!
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  • Ben Millett 1 year ago
    Guaranteed in writing? Before I enlist? What a deal! Entertainment on AND off the base? Wow.

    Does the army offer a course on underwater basket weaving? I think Iraq looks like an intriguing country. Can I travel there? Wait! He said to finish school before enlisting. What about all of those Army-taught courses? If I get a degree, what's the point of those courses? So many questions, Mr. Clark can answer only a few.

    I like how you varied the angle of the camera.
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  • Amanda 1 year ago
    I love old stuff.
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  • exatari 1 year ago
    Anyone up for producing a George Bush version?
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  • 3d60 1 year ago
    intriguing foreign countries...you can't undersand and bomb the shit out of....and you get payed!!!...Action army yoy too can fuck up the world..
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