If you get tired of looking at the clouds, take a look at the manic cows.

Can someone tell me how to get out of this time-warp mode? I am 63 years old for Pete’s sake, I need to slow time down not speed it up!

I threw my trusty Sony outside on the tripod as usual on January 2nd 2009, an hour later I bought in a giant icicle with a camcorder perched on top. Don’t try lengthy time recording outdoors using your best device in winter. My old Sony has fared well under these circumstances albeit with much emphasis on acclimatisation procedures.

I now need to look for speed that I can slow-down, the problem is that I live in rural England and everything but everything moves very slowly here, apart that is from my partner Joan who can get up to some real speed if she’s in a mood, perhaps I can produce some slomo of flying crockery. Oh yes! You’d like that wouldn’t you. Well! It just isn’t going to happen OK.

I didn't realise that I was rendering this in HD, I had intended to post in SD to reserve my weekly HD quota just in case I had something good to post later in the week, drat.

Can someone please get hold of Blake Whitman, (preferably around the neck area) and ask him when us Brits are going to be given the opportunity to go PLUS… Well, I suppose that has in effect ended my contractual arrangement with Vimeo, in which case I bid you a fond farewell, and offer my thanks for being a good audience. On the other hand if I am given a reprieve then… Hi I’m back!

P.S. You may insert a lol where you deem appropriate.

Soundtrack by Jason Shaw ‘audionautix’ on YouTube. Creative Commons license, do look Jason up on uk.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=114BA69DA5B7C1F7 he has some awesome sounds for downloading into your vids.

Inspiration for the fire scene from 'richw4' on YouTube.

Usual skylapse cam/editor blah, blah, blah