It has been proven time and time again that raw brutal color amid amplitude of light signal will coerce tear ducts to emit pure yet watery tempera paint. The camera does no justice. The soul of the camera is black.

Strobe lights have been known to elicit charcoal scribbling among participants over 50 years earth time.

The results of ultraviolet (UV/uviolent) wavelengths are yet unknown on human subjects. Continued research will be documented on dorkbotpdx.org and in the American National Journal of Visible Cartopalthy (UNJVC).