If you are seeing this video you have been issued with a a formal challenge to wrestle with the Rhinoceros
beetle--the strongest animal in the world. We will schedule the fight
at a convenient day in the next few weeks. Your potential opponent insists on a time bt 12 midnight and 3am.
The rhinoceros beetle wrestling apparatus is currently installed in the Van Alen Institute where you can visit and familize or train. The match will not be help at the exhibition space ... due to the possibility of unforseeng unforseeables.
Challenges have or will shortly be issued to literary giants including Joseph O'Neil, Hari Kunzru, museum directors, including Tom Finklepearl, Joe Thompson and Michael John Gorman and a select few other icons of contemporary masculinity.
Your fight will be broadcast and bets on the outcome, i.e. wether you or the beetle prevail. The profits of which will fund OOZ projects. You may request for your fight to be on the same night as one of the other challengers
You will be also be asked to wrestle the question relevant to your current work/
forthcoming book/show/campaign. Immediately after the fight you will be debriefed and asked to provide your answers. We will video you comments
on this topic.