Early on Sunday at the Yee Haw It's LeMons Texas race, Team VIP begins to rack up the black flags and the punishments that go with them. The team narrowly saves the shark from metal shavings being poured in its crankcase but only to find that they need to put rancid pickled pigs' feet and okra in their stomachs instead. Why didn't yours truly have any, you ask? Well, I was on a diet.