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42. Some Days (2009-01-21)
10 months ago
INT. OFFICE - MORNING

The dread of high school students; Calf cramp; You are no athlete, my friend; Oy, with the bits.

State: Flat hair
See: "Lucky 3" by Jem Cohen (1997) - 12-minute Elliott Smith movie; YouTube - tinyurl.com/783j9a; IMDB - tinyurl.com/8xfktg
Hear: Denzil - "Pub"; Videos: "Fat Loose Fancies Me" - tinyurl.com/8c754k; "Useless" - tinyurl.com/84c6j7
Idea: Captcha for athletic clothes
Fact: Settling some meme-related issues

Then: Again, a delicious galette.

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  • Aaron Tait plus 10 months ago
    You are the second coming of Andy Rooney.

    #MemeFail
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  • Maryann Devine 10 months ago
    I feel the same way about the 70s. They don't know there were hotcombs. And no good coffee. Our kitchen was Bicentennial-themed.
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  • David Delony 10 months ago
    You should read James Lileks's book, "Interior Desecrations." That cured me of any '70s nostalgia. I wasn't around for the '70s, but in the '80s you couldn't go anywhere without tripping over a Fairlight.
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  • Ironic Sans 10 months ago
    Some?
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  • Stuart Memo 10 months ago
    Speaking of pubs, we beat Teenage Fanclub in the pub quiz last night - yet another reason why they're rubbish; they have poor general knowledge.

    Speaking of memes, I am coining a new twitter phrase right here. "Reet petweet - a twitter message that contains a song lyric".

    Speaking of me, there's nothing more dull than talking about yourself, so I'll stop.
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  • Sarah Wedde 10 months ago
    I'm sure you're going to want some random medical advice from a stranger on the internet so: magnesium. I get the double calf decrepit old lady walk unless I take magnesium. Also, a twitchy left eye.
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  • Beau Colburn 10 months ago
    good call on Being There.
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  • DhammaSeeker 10 months ago
    Thought you might appreciate this collection that came across my radar today. Elliott Smith - Live Unreleased Songs | bsidesrus.blogspot.com/2009/01/elliott-smith-live-unreleased-songs.html
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  • Allison Reynolds 10 months ago
    Id get that calf thing checked out. Could be a clot.

    You remind me of Tom De Longe with your hair like that.
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  • kevin 10 months ago
    With the help of Google and 10 minutes of my life that I will NEVER get back:
    (it's OCD, I can't help it.)

    [favorite] typographical character?
    [favorite] actor?
    young or old elvis?
    [favorite] text editor?
    [favorite] color?
    new coke or coca-cola classic? ([favorite] soft-drink)
    [favorite] camera manufacturer? / (what type of camera do you use?)
    [favorite] cigar?
    [favorite] body part of the opposite sex?
    [favorite] kind of shoes?
    type of guitar strings do you use?
    [favorite] camera file format?
    [favorite] web browser?
    (unknown)
    [favorite] movie by Coen Brothers?
    [favorite] movie by Wes Anderson?
    [favorite] movie (starring Peter Sellers)?
    [favorite] movie by Kevin Smith?
    [favorite] movie by Tarentino?
    which character on Gilligan's Island (would you sleep with?)
    which character on Flintstones (would you sleep with?)
    which character on Friends (would you sleep with?)
    [favorite] Bond girl?
    [favorite] Angel (of the Charlie Variety)
    [favorite] Mouseketeer
    (unknown - top chef?)
    with whom would you have a homosexual affair?
    which door (on Let's Make a Deal)
    [favorite] James Bond actor?
    HDTV resolution (of your TV? do you encode at?)
    type of guitar pick do you use?
    (unknown - where do you stand on britain's courtroom dress code?)
    Who would you put in a Death Match?
    [favorite] Albums? (Top 10?)
    What color is your favorite pair of your significant others' underwear?
    paper or plastic?
    type of pants/jeans?
    how's it hangin?
    [favorite] software?
    How soon to kiss/have sex?
    (unkown - about color)
    [favorite] cigarettes?
    at what bitrate do you encode audio?
    [favorite] guitar amp?
    where do you stand on abortion?
    [favorite] Song title? (Song?)
    [favorite] KFC chicken recipe?
    (unknown)
    (unknown)
    DOCTYPE declaration?
    Does god exist?

    Now... where did I put that life I had...
  • Merlin Mann plus 10 months ago
    Wow! This is really good. REALLY good.

    I'd hate to kill the magic by responding point by point, but suffice to say, you win today, my friend.

    You may wear a jersey.
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  • Brandon L 10 months ago
    Thank You. Twitter meme's feel like the bird crap on an already weathered car I'm just trying to keep running and look halfway decent. Oh, and Twitter's "social media guru's" are those homeless guys begging for change on the highway exit ramps who try and wash your windows but end up just smearing the dirt around.
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  • sharon faulk 10 months ago
    Clean shaven, flat hair and a new clean shirt that isn't knit. I thought I had the wrong video. Thank God for the galette.
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  • bonsai 10 months ago
    Not Carhartts?! Kind'of surprised. Diana Rigg (Hubba. Hubba.) How could the best bond girl not be a Dame?
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  • Bob Z 10 months ago
    Recording, or just the ability to play back, at 192kHz.? Even Rupert Neve doesn't suggest going higher! Before you even *think* of going higher than 44.1kHz., you'd better be doing 24 bit (over 16 bit)!
  • Eric W 10 months ago
    Kbps, not kHz
    a la mp3 or aac encoding
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  • Ryan 10 months ago
    I guess I should probably stop wearing my astronaut suit.

    And thank you for yesterdays "hear". I am now a new fan of The Avett Brothers. And then I found out from a friend today that they have played multiple times in my very town, and now I'm pissed.
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  • Sameer Vasta 10 months ago
    RUSHMORE! Thank you for agreeing!
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  • Richard Querin 10 months ago
    Brilliant as always. Although that weird artifacting in the video (both here and viewing inline in GReader) made me think that shaving off that scruff revealed an unsightly combination of age spots and pockmarks. But they seem to appear and disappear. Looks like a loose connection or something funky with your encoding.

    Anyways, I've been sporting your flat hair look since high school. I gotta do something about that.
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  • kari h. 10 months ago
    Thanks for the link to the Elliott video. I do miss him, often.
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  • Christian Collins 10 months ago
    You said, "Some Days".
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  • Chris Enns plus 10 months ago
    Would you call this

    flickr.com/photos/lemon/3217304313/

    Merlin's galette face?
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  • Joshua Schwimmer 10 months ago
    I'd second getting that leg checked out by your physician. Deep venous thrombosis can feel an awful lot like a cramp that doesn't go away. Travelling on planes puts you at higher risk. (As an aside, I'm an MD, not that it matters -- I've just taken care of a lot of people with DVTs.)
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  • Matthew J Doucette 10 months ago
    When some fat guy is walking around in a Steve Young (for instance) jersey, my response is "Man, Steve, You got fat." Then I run, because I can get away. You know, cuz he's a big fat guy.
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  • Bob Z 10 months ago
    Eric W: thx 4 the music encoding clarification re The 192k reference.
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  • Stephen Lewis plus 10 months ago
    I am going to go out and buy a new jersey to signify my ill-will towards today's vlog, suck on that.
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  • thejacksons 10 months ago
    More dancing cutaways!
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  • Jim Clark 10 months ago
    On behalf of OCD people everywhere I would like to thank Kevin!
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