In the Real Art workshop, we perform a test run of our new online dunking machine. Watch Cartman get dunked. [uncensored]

We built it with our friends at FreshWorks for 7-Eleven.

You know annoying people? Yeah, us, too. Wouldn’t it be awesome to dip them in a giant coffee cup? Wouldn’t it be more awesome if we weren’t kidding? Good thing we’re not.

That's right, on Wednesday, September 28 from 7 a.m. EST to 11 a.m. PST we're going to put you in charge. Log on to Facebook to control a ball launcher and dip a drip live into a giant coffee cup in DC's Union Station. If you successfully dip the drip, we'll give you a $25 gift card to use at a 7-Eleven store.

Win or lose, everyone gets a FREE MEDIUM COFFEE the very next day. (Even drips.) Head to any participating 7-Eleven store September 29 from 7:00 a.m. to 11:00 a.m. and that hot cup of liquid hotness is all yours. Hot.