This month's challenge on music.metafilter.com (set by me, I should add) was to record a piece of music before you put your pants on, and provide evidence. This is mine.

Lyrics FWIW:

GONNA HAVE TO LET YOU DOWN
words/music © 2011 J Brownlow

Snake oil, smells like what you're sellin'
All God's little monkeys, they want to get to heaven
You say I gotta pray for that judgement day
Or they'll send me down to Hell and turn the heat up to eleven
Well, I hate to disappoint you but I'm gonna have to let you down

Fine girls grindin' to the beat
You call 'em hos and bitches and the package is complete
You cut a finer figure when you're finger's on the trigger
But karma is a bitch and if you think that you look bigger
Well, I hate to disappoint you but I'm gonna have to let you down

I'm gonna have to let you down
I'm gonna have to let you down
So nice to have met you
I never will forget you
Don't let it upset you
But I'm gonna have to let you down

Perfect skin and a million dollar smile
Waving to the cameras like it's going out of style
But the rich stay rich and the poor stay poor
Four years later and you're knockin' at my door
Well, I hate to disappoint you but I'm gonna have to let you down

CHORUS

Well I've listened very carefully to all that you good folks have to say
Now please don't let the screen door hit your ass on the way out today

Blue eyes crying on my shoulder
You don't believe a single word that I told ya
Think I'm gonna leave ya, tryin' to deceive
Wastin' all my time and money just so I can cheat ya
Sorry, babe, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to let you down

CHORUS

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