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Hi Guys! My name is Blake (aka Badmalone) and I'm a new member of the Vimeo Team. I'll be working with dalas as a Co-Community Director to help keep Vimeo awesome. You can IM me at VimeoHelp or email me at Blake@Vimeo.com with any questions, comments, concerns, hypotheticals, astrological related queries, or anything else you can think of.

You'll be seeing me a lot in the forums and I'll be making tutorial videos to help users understand more about how Vimeo works as we begin to launch exciting new features in the near future.

I started off as a heavy user of the site before being hired, and I have an intimate understanding of how Vimeo works. So if you have any ideas about how to make it better, cooler, or more fun, let me know and I'll relay the messages!

See you guys around Vimeo!

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  • sanddunesandsea 2 years ago
    Hi blake!
  • 3d60 2 years ago
    BERAD....no thats wrong BREAD OF POWER...damm

    BEARD, I SAY BEARD of power, nurtured by dalas quilted by Anja. Worn so ...heroically by ya..as a growing postulator I look forward to you Both showin the way to

    vimeotechnogasmness..ness...

    Thus far this is and has been the easist most navigable fully functioning community and site. I have ever encountered and as such you are part of the key to its health and well being, sure am glad its you two, cause youze the freakin.. MUSTARD

    badmaloneismint
  • Blake Whitman staff 2 years ago
    @ sanddunesandsea -- HI!

    @ 3d60 -- You are Basil! Ha!
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  • Yowda 2 years ago
    hi blake... is Dalas very tall or are you smaller in this video than in yours ? i know it's a stupid cooment... and hope you will bring some lobster dance groove to the vimeo help !
  • Justin Ouellette plus 2 years ago
    dalas is on the short side, blake is super small
  • Blake Whitman staff 2 years ago
    my mother gave me formula instead of breast milk... i'll never forgive her.
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  • Remyyy plus 2 years ago
    Oh that beard thing, that's awesome ! Did you shave yourself just for the beard ceremony Blake ? Congratulations !! Ola Vimeo !!
  • Remyyy plus 2 years ago
    Oh and as a beard member, if I let mine growing, can I become a vimeo Team member !!! (ok I'm leaving the room, I have the habit)
  • 3d60 2 years ago
    seems to one of the main criterior...so come back in.......remyyy.....? did he really go!

    I think i see a project....here

    vimeo.com/forums/topic:2796
  • Blake Whitman staff 2 years ago
    shaved because I got bored. And Remyyy, you've been a team member for a long time :)
  • Remyyy plus 2 years ago
    ohhh :)
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  • davidxcarroll 2 years ago
    Can we setup an audio chat? as I would be more inclined to consult your help if I could be in direct contact with that rich and sultry voice of yours
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  • SectionJake 2 years ago
    Hey..can i get a job there too?? I'm good at throwing balls at people's faces.
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  • heather 2 years ago
    this is going to sound weird, but at any point in your life were you chubby?
  • Blake Whitman staff 2 years ago
    I can't speak for Dalas, but I don't think he was... ;)

    no... i was not. But I did have blond curly hair!
  • heather 2 years ago
    heh, yeah that was for you.
  • Nick Douglas 2 years ago
    For the role of Fuzzy Dave, Dalas had to gain thirty pounds and buy a fez. But that's not why the role won him an Oscar.
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  • Amanda 2 years ago
    I wish I was a boy so I could grow my own beard of power.
  • Daniel Hayek staff 2 years ago
    it is kind of fun to have a built-in disguise mechanism.
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  • Scruff_E_Guy plus 2 years ago
    will you accept a Stubble of Limited Effectiveness? I need a job
  • Nick Douglas 2 years ago
    We are so having a stubble-off.
  • Nick Douglas 2 years ago
  • Scruff_E_Guy plus 2 years ago
    Hence indeed....lol vimeo.com/305864
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  • victoria 2 years ago
    Hi Blake aka badmalone aka vimeohelp! :)
  • Blake Whitman staff 2 years ago
    hayyyy victoriaaaa....
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  • Zack L. 2 years ago
    hilarious! Welcome Blake. I must say, you wear that beard mighty well, my friend. Mighty well.
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  • dunno 2 years ago
    I just caught the Austin Powers reference.
  • Blake Whitman staff 2 years ago
    nice.
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  • eric cwiertny 2 years ago
    The Beard rocks! So prestigious... earned this video a big "like" and 2 thumbs WAY up. Of course the faceball section was the icing on the cake.

    Blake, after all I've seen you do on Vimeo, you'll be great for this job!
  • Audrey plus 2 years ago
    I concur
  • ryan brown 2 years ago
    Right on.
  • Blake Whitman staff 2 years ago
    thanks guys.
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  • the geege 2 years ago
    go blaker! go.
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  • Pirata718 2 years ago
    haha, nice! congrats, bad maloney bologna!

    hay how what did you use to get "vimeo" and "vimeohelp" to pop into existance like that? prolly final cut? looks fun.
  • Blake Whitman staff 2 years ago
    thanks! Final Cut indeed...
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  • Buck Flashroy 2 years ago
    Hooray! Congratulations on the job Blake. Yet more good people working for team Vimeo.

    Good beard of power too. All of team Vimeo should have one.
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  • goldentouchfarm plus 2 years ago
    New Vimeo Business Model

    1.Grow Beards
    2. ??????
    3. Profit
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  • Caroline Martin 2 years ago
    Congrats, Blake!
  • Blake Whitman staff 2 years ago
    thanks!
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  • Meg 2 years ago
    you would have done better at face ball if you had kept the beard of power on.
  • Blake Whitman staff 2 years ago
    probably right...
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  • loonachic plus 2 years ago
    yay blake!
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  • jay 2 years ago
    Congratulations!
  • Blake Whitman staff 2 years ago
    Dunca.
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  • Nath 2 years ago
    At 1:05 we can almost see Dalas wisdom spreading all over Blake's face. Amazing!
  • Blake Whitman staff 2 years ago
    Look at this cool feature guys! 1:05 (video must load first)
  • ryan brown 2 years ago
    um, that is an amazing new feature.
  • Nath 2 years ago
    Yeah!!! Am I the first person who had a comment with this new feature working? I feel special.
  • heather 2 years ago
    that's pretty awesome!
  • whoa - you guys werent even kidding! that's amazing amazing amazing!

    Q: Is there any way to get it to scroll back up to the top when we click those?

    i clicked and thought it wasn't working until i scrolled up and realized that the playhead had moved.
  • Blake Whitman staff 2 years ago
    Yeah Jeremy, we'll have that available very soon.
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  • Erick C. 2 years ago
    alright! Blake helped me out with a problem this morning at blazing speed. now that i see he was "badmalone" and part of the Familia it makes it all the more radical. congrats!
  • Blake Whitman staff 2 years ago
    ;)
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  • Ben 2 years ago
    This video makes me endlessly happy!
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  • Georgie Hammerton 2 years ago
    Wow! Congratulations Blake! You have my dream job! - NOW GIVE IT BACK! :D
  • Blake Whitman staff 2 years ago
    Terima Kasih!
  • Georgie Hammerton 2 years ago
    You're most welcome sir! (God bless Google and all of it's infinite wisdom for translating that! lol)
  • Blake Whitman staff 2 years ago
    Kamu belajar baik baik.
  • Georgie Hammerton 2 years ago
    I will do that :) (I actually had to ask a friend from Malaysia to translate that for me after google failed me lol)
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  • KAT HUNT 2 years ago
    a handsome man
  • Blake Whitman staff 2 years ago
    oh Kat, stop it.
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  • Pam Newman 2 years ago
    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I'm so happy for you! Get your vimeo on, Blake! W00t! U r so v1m30 1337!
  • Blake Whitman staff 2 years ago
    Thanks Pam!
  • Pam Newman 2 years ago
    and please note ladies and gents-- he got the vimeo gig, but still not to big of a muckedy muck to reply to at least 70 percent of his comments!!!! That's right!
  • Blake Whitman staff 2 years ago
    You better believe it!
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  • Mary 2 years ago
    Wow! This is really cool! Only on vimeo.
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  • charliesteadman 2 years ago
    Congrats Blake! Use the beard of power wisely.
  • Blake Whitman staff 2 years ago
    I will Charlie, I will...
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  • Increase Mather 2 years ago
    pretty much excited!
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  • Remi Noëll plus 2 years ago
    I'm gonna try the beard too!
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  • ThornMonkey™ 2 years ago
    laughed at the beard and ..."And now! FACEBALL!" hahahaha
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  • Skye 2 years ago
    Oh blake, I'm so proud. who was that chick who asked if you were fat? hahaha, cuz i like her
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  • Precious326 2 years ago
    Thanks for the support that is available
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