Great idea! But instead of Merlin you need someone who looks like they'd be a twitter user but isn't. Maybe they have dorky glasses and they wear a cape. I'm not sure. Anyway. Also they'd need to play the part forever and always refer to themselves as "AT JOE TWITTERMAN."

Other than that your idea is great. I get a co-producer credit now, right?

You are a visionary director and i eagerly await your next epic motion picture.

Do it! Do it now!

That makes the canoe... Usenet?

I think of the canoe as a mere ghost of the former Odeo SMS service, and here it is taking the user across the river of dialup to the highway of broadband and....oh, whatever.

Sometimes a canoe is just a canoe.

But in this instance, it's actually a dick joke.

Loving your work John! You've got me fizzing more than 10 cans of red bull!Whoop whoop!