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22. John Cleese on Twittering
9 months ago
85 characters, simple plot, ten second dénouement. Elegant, pithy, became the 3rd most trending topic on Twitter within five minutes and temporarily kicked over the webserver.

Can't wait for the sequel.

The blog is here cleeseblog.com

The podcast is here johncleesepodcast.co.uk

The podcast feed is here feeds2.feedburner.com/JohnCleesePodcast

John's Twitter account is here twitter.com/johncleese

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  • Miguel Oliveira 9 months ago
    John Cleese is still funny as hell. :)
  • ben murtagh 9 months ago
    this is awesome. we should all help him out. where do we send the cash?
  • Miguel Oliveira 9 months ago
    Hey, he chose ME!
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  • Rohan Nowell 9 months ago
    I love 'Faulty Towers' wish there were more series...
  • Collin Mikkelsen 9 months ago
    Love that show, man.
  • Denny de la Haye 9 months ago
    You might want to spell Fawlty right if you love the show so much :)
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  • Sarah Thomas 9 months ago
    He has the face of a comedy genius, you have to laugh at every expression.
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  • Violetxoxox plus 9 months ago
    I love being one of John's many twats.
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  • Sarah Thomas 9 months ago
    Lol well I was hoping I was a twot
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  • Andrea Allen staff 9 months ago
    Dean, how often do you hang out with John Cleese? Being this "close" to my idol is amazing.
  • dalas verdugo staff 9 months ago
    You're high on idol, dude. Careful, or you'll get smote.
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  • Morris 9 months ago
    cleese is the mAn! plus he tweet...endless awesomeness right there.....
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  • lastfuture 9 months ago
    One word: flawless delivery. Oh, wait...
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  • Kirk Peterson 9 months ago
    Was there a gunman stood off to the side?
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  • Paul Davis plus 9 months ago
    Hahahahahahahaha
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  • DJ Choppercat 9 months ago
    thank you sir John for a comeback I needed to a rude "twat" on twitter dressed in the language of queer yet more like a closeted Republican from "angels in america"... I got no love from this gay brother just cursed. Your video is my reply thanks again. :)
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  • Juneteenth Works 9 months ago
    very good
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  • Alex Ruiz 9 months ago
    Lol
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  • Renato Dibelčar 9 months ago
    Legend!
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  • Lighbulb Media 9 months ago
    "twats" lol....
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  • Marty Mankins 9 months ago
    Damn funny.
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  • Tyler Woida 9 months ago
    I really like him in the James Bond series. Tyler Woida
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  • Charlie McRae 9 months ago
    rofl
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  • Josh Mishell 9 months ago
    my idea was to start using the word twat instead of tweet to make my cursebird.com score go up.
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  • Tom Roes 9 months ago
    Ok, why is the video offline...?
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  • Eric Dies 9 months ago
    hillarious :P
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  • Trail Nerd 9 months ago
    I guess that makes me a twot since I follow him.
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  • Sean Duran 9 months ago
    Hilarious :)
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  • Esri Rose 9 months ago
    Looking good, John. Breaking several pieces of the Internet ought to be good for your ego. Way to work the buzz.
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  • Charlie McRae 9 months ago
    Rofl
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  • jcfrog 9 months ago
    how lucky we are to live in those times where it's possible to watch God on video.
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  • Erik Jenkins 9 months ago
    John Cleese is the man!
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  • Paul Holtom 9 months ago
    Great word,twat!
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  • Charles Whetstone plus 9 months ago
    Haha, Twats. John Cleese, I wish you were my dad.
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  • chickiesgrettagirl 9 months ago
    hehe!
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  • 123RAWgirl 9 months ago
    LOL. Cute.
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  • nalliah Sivanathan 9 months ago
    Fab. simply entertaining stuff
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  • Mark Ragunton 9 months ago
    haha, 'twots.' man, i won't be surprised if that word becomes a classic.
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  • Darren Lee plus 9 months ago
    WOW John Clease on VIMEO!!!!
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  • Scatterheart 9 months ago
    Love it! JC is so funny!
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  • Robert Garvin 9 months ago
    He should get on 12seconds.tv
  • Dean Whitbread plus 9 months ago
    Hmm. He's on Seesmic seesmic.com/johncleese
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  • Knowledge Essentials 9 months ago
    excellent!
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  • chris whyte 9 months ago
    to those who say twat...he is saying twot!
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  • Eric Tsutomu 9 months ago
    Hahaha, priceless.
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  • Eric Gonzalez 9 months ago
    Best. Video. Ever.
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  • Vincent Crossley 9 months ago
    cool!
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  • TLZ 9 months ago
    everyday I watch it once and everyday I have to laugh out loud!
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  • Danny Smith 9 months ago
    did he say what i think he said at the end?
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  • Kenny Miller 9 months ago
    love john cleese!!!
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  • Teri Ryan 9 months ago
    Damn, man. You are still too much.
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  • susan fox 9 months ago
    This is fabulous! Only problem is when I used the Vimeo provided link to post on Facebook, the resulting embed voided and said it was proprietary to Vimeo...?? But it was Vimeo who gave me the option and link to post it there. Same thing occurred on other blogs as well. Feh.
  • Dean Whitbread plus 9 months ago
    Yeah, feh. We like Vimeo more than Facebook.
  • susan fox 9 months ago
    Fair enough, but then why provide a Facebook option in the share link?
  • Dean Whitbread plus 9 months ago
    That's Vimeo, not us..
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  • marc thom 9 months ago
    I"m about 8 days late - but thanks for that, bloody funny!
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  • R H Nigl & G H Diel 9 months ago
    We have been fans of John Cleese forever. Only one problem: he's too tall.
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  • Andrew C / mrdougan 9 months ago
    i hope i have all my marbles when i get to his age

    he is still funny as fcuk
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  • Mrs Gail Gray 9 months ago
    I am not a John Cleese fan, is he getting brain dead since he has got older.
  • Dean Whitbread plus 9 months ago
    Everybody is welcome to their opinion and taste. You don't have to watch!
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  • Doug McGuire plus 9 months ago
    No facebook sharing? Meh.
  • Dean Whitbread plus 9 months ago
    Facebook's TOS is too greedy. Even the old less greedy one, which they have since rolled back to after a wave of protest.
  • Doug McGuire plus 9 months ago
    Fair enough ... I agree about their TOS. But Cleese already made the content public so who cares in this case? (PS - I made my own vimeo cut from his podcast, so it makes it to fb anyway.)
  • Dean Whitbread plus 9 months ago
    If you did, you're in breach of his rights and you owe us £50,000.00 - that's pounds, not dollars.
  • Doug McGuire plus 9 months ago
    Check's in the mail. The good news is I only have two fb friends and neither one of them viewed the clip.
  • Dean Whitbread plus 9 months ago
    Still, joking aside, I think you confuse "public" with "yours to do what you want with". John's podcasts say "© all rights reserved" which actually means what it says. TBH, John being who he is, we mostly get a lot of respect and very little in the way of blatant nicking. This is the first time I've ever seen it on Vimeo...
  • Doug McGuire plus 9 months ago
    You know, Mr. Whitbread, I'm really unsure if you're joking or serious. I thought the ten second clip of John Cleese calling twitterers "twats" was pretty hilarious. And, frankly, it would surprise me if someone who would broadcast such a thing -- with the intent of millions of people in the general public seeing it -- would object to extending the viewing audience into a private circle of Facebook friends. One would think he would appreciate that more people could see his clever quip. But if you want to get all obtuse about it and claim that it actually is Mr. Cleese's desire to restrict who views it, then I will happily flush the clip down the toilet and avoid his broadcasts, and yours, in the future.
  • Doug McGuire plus 9 months ago
    I stopped following Cleese's tweets, too. Some unauthorized facebook non-twat might might look over my shoulder and read something they weren't supposed to see.
  • Dean Whitbread plus 9 months ago
    Thanks.
  • Doug McGuire plus 9 months ago
    I'm reminded of the record company executive who laments it when people stop buying their music. The old school executive thinks he's punishing the "internet" when he tries to force his customers into his preferred distribution channel, the one where he takes a few dollars worth of music, spends five dollars on distribution and then tries to sell it for $18. All that was accomplished was that he stifled distribution, killed sales, and created ill-will with the consumer. This is somewhat the same in that facebook is indifferent to the imposed restrictions. It's the people who are unable to see Mr. Cleese's work who will miss out. Pretty ironic that.
  • Dean Whitbread plus 9 months ago
    Then again, as creatives, we are all entitled to decide which channels / platforms / shops will carry what we make. There is a huge difference between an artist doing it for themselves (as John's doing) and a media corporation imposing unreasonable restrictions on their consumers to maximise profits.

    As for restrictions, they don't really exist. It's easy enough to stick a link to Vimeo into your Facebook page, and type, "Check this out" isn't it?
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  • Josh Rosenberg 9 months ago
    John, You kick ass dude!
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  • Rocky LaLiberte plus 9 months ago
    Let me tell you something Mrs. Gail Gray - IF that is your real name... if laughter is the stuff that heals us then John Cleese has gone a long way towards healing the world. If we'd had a few more like him we could have fixed the world's problems a long time ago.
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  • Daniel 9 months ago
    John Cleese is a good person
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  • Theodore Mackel 9 months ago
    John should be the spokesman for the Twitter ad campaign
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  • Don Xaliman plus 9 months ago
    What's all the twit about?
    This should be an option and not a rule of the game.
    Besides... would YOU twitter in public?
    Well beyond the call of duty!
    Thanks for the wise words.
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  • Boy @ Heart 9 months ago
    How shall we twitter oh Lord?
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  • Wendy T Mills 9 months ago
    I have been hearing alot about Twitter, the fact of it is, what the heck is it? I just ate a cheese bun, in Canada we say cheese BUN, you would in the USA call it a cheese ROLL. So what's it gonna be? hahahaha
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  • Tom Watkins 9 months ago
    Cheese TWIT.... Cheese TWOT?
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  • ben murtagh 9 months ago
    mild
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  • SweetNSourShannon 9 months ago
    You know, I have always wondered what complete idiots believe these letters. I mean seriously! LOL
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  • Mark Tomlinson 9 months ago
    Would have been funnier if you'd not bottled and actually said Twat, which is very funny.
  • Dean Whitbread plus 9 months ago
    There's a difference in US / UK pronunciation which makes the joke more subtle than you realise.
  • Mark Tomlinson 9 months ago
    Thanks I never knew the US pronounce twat twot, unless twot is a word in its own right, which is news to me.
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  • Pontus Westerberg 9 months ago
    This is great, but WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO EMBED THIS ON MY BLOG? Goes totally against the idea of the social web.
  • Dean Whitbread plus 9 months ago
    Goes against one idea of it, sure.
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  • TiM 8 months ago
    "I 'twit' with all the other 'twats'", haha!
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  • luv4piggy 8 months ago
    me too. love twitter!
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  • Carlos Foster 8 months ago
    You guys should check out this video about Twitter. It's on Current TV. youtube.com/watch?v=PN2HAroA12w&feature=channel_page
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  • Hache 3 months ago
    744 likes... Some things are just meant for few "evolved" minds huh ...
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