Cheers Joel!

Haha, good news! When will I die?

Roughly...

I actually just freaked myself out, so don't even hazard a guess. Unless it's something wacky like "in a zbjillion years". Two zbjillion, I hope. Although probably everything will be terrible that far into the future.

You can find out the approximate date of your demise here:
deathclock.com/

Good luck!

It's crazy isn't it? My Dad's a bit of a gadget freak. We also have this thing called a "radio", which I tend to avoid because it's like the voices of ghosts coming out of a box and it makes me feel uncertain.

Phew!

Heh! Thanks a lot, Karen!

What a rubbish fork, you can't even twist it yourself to speed it up because the end just stays in one place!

I don't watch that nerd show. It's for nerds, nerd. Why don't you quit nerding up my coolzone, square? Scram!

Why did you style your 'coolzone' after it then, douche? Maybe you *should* watch it, maybe you'd learn something other than how to WASTE FOOD. thanksbyjamie xx

Oh snap! I got served! LIKE A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI.

I felt really guilty about that actually! It was fancy organic spaghetti and everything. It smelled so good. I put a clean plastic bag in the bin so I could take it out and eat it afterwards, but to make it stick in a ball I had to use a load of flour and then it tasted bad and I didn't even want to eat it and I had to throw it away and I didn't mean to and I'M SORRY AFRICA

Also I've never even watched Rocketboom, I don't have the faintest idea what it's about. I just want people to think I'm a cool dude so badly that I don't even care about hurting the feelings of my true friends.

But I'll do it again, don't think I won't.

NOW SCRAM, NERDLINGER!

It says "made in China" on it, so I suppose your best bet is to start there.

I don't know why you'd want it though, it doesn't even work! You can get a piece of junk out the bin for free!

A strong contender, certainly.

Well, your son threw it out so it is gone.