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Ryan Parker 9 months ago

i like the split second at the beginning when it's zoomed in on jeff's forehead
Ricky Viscomi 9 months ago

Good God I am both shocked and appalled!

No seriously, the camera was zoomed in for focus.
cameron 9 months ago

Focus on Rubin.
Andrea Allen 9 months ago

Yes. Best.
Bianca Gutman 4 months ago

good call
Stephen Niebauer 9 months ago

this is too good.
Thibault Brock 9 months ago

Ahh, Powned !
Brad Higginbotham 9 months ago

Did he say that he owned one?
Christopher Pearless 9 months ago

That camera has an awesome zoom, btw. :P
Ben Forbes 9 months ago

Time for another intervention
toypaj 9 months ago

Hi Patrick... please, take a seat....
Marc Tytus 9 months ago

Hahaha love Jeff's look at the camera
Bryce 9 months ago

Patrick is the only person in the world that doesn't have an iPhone.
Planet60 Films 9 months ago

ehm...umm...make that two people in the world...
Daniel Jones 8 months ago

3 =p
Willem Zuur 8 months ago

4?
Bryce 8 months ago

Maybe there's more noiPhoners than I thought.
jerry ku 8 months ago

5
Megan Labadie 8 months ago

6
AcidClockwerk 8 months ago

7
alican 8 months ago

8, but i own a Google-Phone.
Adam Wag 8 months ago

Africa?
dave downing 8 months ago

9 + Africa
Jasmine Lewis 8 months ago

11+africa
austinhewitt 8 months ago

69 bitch!
kaoz314 8 months ago

i love how this comment got raped

i'm sure the poster didn't see that coming
Dave Drusky 8 months ago

o i have two so that makes 11+africa-1.
Makinov 8 months ago

11+africa-1+1 but only for another week
akuma 8 months ago

12+africa-1+1
Bryce 8 months ago

Alright. I take my comment back. geez people.
dunno 8 months ago

I have one.
platypus fox 8 months ago

I switched to the all new iFax.

Hot.
Christian Pedersen 8 months ago

13..
Jessica Mcknight 7 months ago

15
Austin Hewitt 7 months ago

15
Jacob Shuster 7 months ago

I lost count at 1 so... iphone sucks, morse code is the way too go. --.-.--.-.---.--...-.-.-
Tayler 5 months ago

lol morse code and # 16
Wasiq Khan 5 months ago

17 but I DO have a MICROSOFTphone.
Bianca Gutman 4 months ago

f1rst
shadee rios 4 months ago

18th, absofruitly
Jerry Poofoot 4 months ago

19th, Aaa....
Meg Malone 3 months ago

Hey! And I'm typing this from Nigeria (Africa) RIGHT NOW and LOTS of people have iphones here, actually. Lmao, the whole place isn't desert and jungle, guys.
Matthew Smikle 1 month ago

20
serge 9 months ago

ha!
Arya Torkzadeh 9 months ago

What kind of camera is this?
Jacob Kunze 9 months ago

haha. "did you get that?"
Dustin 9 months ago

busted
Roger Sandoval, Jr. 9 months ago

Can anyone explain why this is supposed to be a big deal? I'd like to be in on the joke too
fczuardi 9 months ago

try vimeo.com/238672 :)
Morris 9 months ago

niiiice. pat gets back to the conversation like he dznt want one anyway....

....and the award gz to = Amir
Kevin Xu 9 months ago

haha @ jeffs face near the end
FantablousRainy 9 months ago

I was on Pat's Tumbler and he doesn't understand why it's such a bad thing not to have one. Who was filming this if Jake wasn't there?
LipSlide Productions 9 months ago

Random. . .

As much as I love Apple techno-crap, I really don't feel like jumping to iPhone, too much hype, way too crippled.

Give me gen 2, flash support and MMS, then maybe. Until then, maybe Patrick is the smart one. . . :)
CH0 | Salgood's idiot box 9 months ago

No I phone, No cell phone, you cant' catch me, not if i don't want you too. wifi is me free.
Melissa Kattke 9 months ago

Jeff's reaction is great.
chriskalani 9 months ago

This is fake.

Nice bigfoot footage.
Ryan Merket 9 months ago

Totally photoshopped.
Soxiam 9 months ago

so cassels never had a girlfriend? this is news to me.
barbieater 9 months ago

too artistic to understand...
Riorules405 8 months ago

where they actually working!?!?
Tyler Granlund 8 months ago

On another note, I'm glad the college humor show is on so more people can see how annoyingly unfunny Amir is.
Andrew Futral 8 months ago

dude, if you don't find something funny go dwell on things you do find funny or keep searching for more funny. life if way too short for you to just shit talk things that other people obviously think are amazing.
Ryan Greene 8 months ago

^---This
Colin J Smith 8 months ago

i heart this, and your reactions.. even though its all CG ;P

ps.what camera did you shoot it on? it seems no one has answered that still.
Marcelino Guel 8 months ago

I'm with Colin, I'd like to know what camera was used to film this. Awesome quality!
Kevin Sheurs 8 months ago

lol funny stuff.
Katelyn 8 months ago

Pat, did you just apologize for not having an iPhone? Stick to your beliefs, man!
Conor Mangan 8 months ago

I guess Cassels isn't fooled by hip ads and gimmicks into buying an expensive toy that doesn't work like it's advertised. Much respect Cassels. Right on.
akuma 8 months ago

what was the camera!?!
Lauren Sparkes 8 months ago

It's Ok I Know How You Feel Like Everyone I Know Has An iPhone And They Just Assume I Have One Too, I'm Actually Suprised That There Isn't A Video Of Me Just Like This
Jessica Barrameda 8 months ago

now I want an iphone 8/
MB 8 months ago

finally new vid from amir's vimeo
Mark Ragunton 8 months ago

totally busted.
The Duke 8 months ago

Who The Fu@k Cares?
Not I.
FantablousRainy 8 months ago

This was the day you guys filmed Hardly Working: No Punctuation wasn't it?
Dalton 6 months ago

Gasp!!!!!!!
Tenzin Butsang 5 months ago

BEAST. pat's cool, even though...
Molly Burley 2 months ago

That was definitely funny. Short, but hilarious.
Dalton 2 months ago

in recent jake and amir vids amir has been using a blackberry!

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