It started innocently enough. I wanted to eat a banana for lunch. And then I happened to attach a video camera to my computer. And then I happened to start taking pictures. And then I grabbed a Sharpie. What does it all mean? Your guess is as good as mine. Maybe it's for future generations to appreciate.

I was going to write music for it, but then I'd really be in crazy shut-in artist territory. I need to go for a walk.