North San Diego County Swimming Pool Cleaner Clark Hagins and his band Greenhouse Effect have blasted into the very tops of the Myspace.com Top Artists and bands charts ,...exploding into their top 100 bands of all time listings, passing by some of the biggest legendary names in rock in the process ,using two mega-songs; 'Brandy' and the alternative rock classic "The White Black Song" (1991).......as highly melodic weapons of choice,...

Other tracks like the brutally technical "Coke Snortin' love boyz" from the 1990 Redondo beach California album "Immorally Moral" as released by Rock City Productions - the Boston Massachusetts label owned by jeffery Snowe who 'discovered the super talents' of Greenhouse in 1989, - serve as reminders of G.e's musical abilities in the days when they rocked Torrance concerts with Guitarist Phil Keegan (Dr. Phil) now with San Jose band 'Roughpuppy'.

"....G.e. has pretty much cemented themselves as 'the World's house band' as they are at the tops of every major search engine always " says Snowe...
"Mr. SouthBay" Clark haggins ofcourse has many jealous enemies in his quest for Alternative 'emo' rock n roll glory ,..but legions of 'new fans' and defenders of the G.e. faith have also emerged in the internet G.e. frenzy,...backing Haggins up - and rocking his songs to the tops of world charts everywhere,..ofcourse the ones at Facebook and Myspace being the most important,...

"The goal now is to make money at this" says Clark hagins "I know ,..I know what they all are saying back in the South Bay - I'm the guy that wrote BEN IS DEAD and WAITING FOR YOUR LOVE TO FAIL and 'Star' - i can't 'sell out' blah blah,...well fuck that shit - I AM A REPUBLICAN !! ,..or somethin' like that - atleast i used to be before i heard Dr. Michael Savage and the Mark Levin radio shows,....I am a church going conservative,...I make the best rock n roll - I MAKE HIT RECORDS !!,..and it comes from my tortured life experience - back in the South Bay - where nobody liked me,...Fuck it man,...'Brandy" is a hit song; I wanna make money at this - heres the reality ; ME AND MY WIFE JUST LOST OUR HOME TO FORECLOSURE AND I AM 44 YEARS OLD - SO PUNK ROCKERS CAN GO FUCKING SUCK ON THAT ; I AM A GROWN UP NOW - I PAY REAL BILLS - I AIN'T ON WELLFARE OR SSI AND I DON'T LIVE WITH MY MOMMY AND DADDY ALRIGHT !!! ??? SO SUCK ON THAT UNIT !!
Hagins says that he couldn't have done all this with out the 'video boom' of 2007, 2008 , and 2009 and sites like Vimeo, Blip tv, Youtube, and ofcourse the super mega powerful Googlevideo.com which has accumilated millions of famous plays for haggins and his band , making G.e. one of the most seen and 'known' things on Earth !!
"This is real now" says Haggins "Me and my wife Veleda lost our home,..some rip off con-man took me for my entire life savings i saved since i was five ,...me and my wife wanted to settle down and have a child - ,..AND NOW WE CAN'T DO THAT !! 'THIS' IS WHY I AM DESPERATE TO MAKE IT WITH G.E. NOW AT AGE 44 - I HAVE NO CHOICE,..MY GOOD PRODUCTIVE YEARS ARE GONE AND I HAVE LOST EVERYTHING - ,..all i have left is my hit song 'Brandy" and some other tracks and the story that is G.e. - music is all i got left in the world !! THIS 'IS' MAKE OR BREAK ,..AND FOR ALL THE MARBLES HERE Baby !! - I am praying to God that some financial backer comes in and helps me and saves us !! 'cause we lost EVERYTHING !! THERES NO TIME FOR ME TO SIT DOWN WITH FAT MIKE OF NOFX AND DEBATE THE MORALS OF PUNK ROCK ETHICS 101 - FUCK THAT,....I could be 'homeless' soon for Godsakes !!
Real life and real reality have always entered in to hagins' songs and tracks like BEN IS DEAD bite hard with first rate 'reality' lyrics that rip the Catholic church , the Democrat Party, Republicans , and all politics in general as filtered through haggins growing up in the "White Suburban" area of Redondo beach's 'South Bay'.

"In the South Bay,..me growing up - it is common-knowledge there that EVERYBODY hates Clark hagins and thinks I'm a dick,...even the few 'so called friends' i got there are probobly back-stabbers,...those spoiled ass lilly white little motherfuckers there - they fucking make me sick - alot of them are like 40 and still living at home with their moms like cowards,..they are drug dealers, alcoholics, and meth-head fucking losers - AND THEY HAVE THE GAUL AND THE AUDACITY TO DARE TRY TO MAKE FUN OF A GUY LIKE 'ME' ,..a fucking guy who's cleaned 25 pools in a day - WELL FUCK THAT !! YER GONNA SIT THERE WITH YER BEER AND MAKE FUN OF ME - A FUCKING GUY WHO HAS RECORDED NOT ONE - BUT TWO CD'S - and played practically ALL THE INSTRUMENTS ON 'BOTH' OF THEM - MAN FUCK YOU - YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ME MOTHERFUCKER ! !!,....and what really hurts me is a hell OF ALOT OF THIS SHIT WAS STARTED BY MY VERY OWN FAMILY - THEY EGGED PEOPLE ON to ostricize and make fun of me ,...when i got more drive,..and more talent,...and more stamina on stage than 50 of them put together - THERE AIN'T ONE FUCKING PERSON IN THE SOUTH BAY WITH TALENT LIKE ME - AND THEY ALL FUCKING 'KNOW IT' - AND FURTHERMORE ; THEY HAVE ALWAYS FUCKING KNOWN THAT !! EVERY BIT OF IT !!
,..MAN ; FUCK ALL OF THEM

Haggins says that the pride he takes in being a swimming pool cleaner and repairman has kept him going all these years since G.e. collapsed once and for all in November 1992 and the departure of South Bay bassist Rick Carmody over to North Redondo punk Rockers 'The One handed Readers' ...."if Ted wants to go have fun and live a good life with others drinkin' beers and all,..well more power to him - i could not succeed in getting him to come back to G.e. -,..and God Bless him and i'll tell ya this,..i got way WAY MORE RESPECT FOR THE ONE HANDED READERS 'AND' THE SMUT PEDDLERS TOO,..AND FOR PROP 13 - THEN i got for some other schmucks from the South bay - if ya know what i mean,..i can't say nuthin' bad about hard working bands who are out trying,...and atleast trying to have some fun with this miserable life that we have !!

Hagins says that a vicious little tool called the Zeus linking robot marketing bot as created by David notestine Notistine keeps G.e. constantly at the tops of virtually every search engine and at all times - or damn close by in the neighborhood ,..making haggins' "Brandy" and 'WHITE BLACK THANG' songs constant net fodder even more surfed than porn !! "When somebody in some country stumbles upon 'Brandy' theres about a 99% chance they're just gonna LOVE that fuckin' song' says Hagins "these are the building blocks that get people over to our Myspace profile where they will hear more songs" Hagins says that the Myspace.com and the Tila Tequila Profile is where he demonstrates the mighty powers of 'Brandy' like a silver sword that carves up new fans everyday like a machine; "We got the internet's best song in the world - maybe one of rock's greatest songs of all time" says Hagins "my life lately is alot like that Tom hanks movie 'that thing you do",..."We are becoming not just net superstars but each day,...we move closer and closer to rock - immortality !!,...'thats' how good and how much "Brandy" means to people,...we love myspace.com and we thank myspace for all they have done for Greenhouse effect ,..this is a success story - but it ain't over yet,....we got to make a living at this,..i don't wanna clean swimming pools forever !,...I WANNA ROCK AGAIN AND I WILL !!