Too much caffeine, too little sleep, too much distraction, so much going on.. Staying stoked can be hard. I introduce Superstöker, the first app designed to keep you optimally stoked. Harnessing super-incredible-advanced facial gesture recognition, it precisely measures the number of dekastokes per second (S*10/s) and alternates playing two scientifically chosen songs in a negative feedback loop to keep you optimally stoked. Should you be under-stoked, the stoker automatically kicks in and attempts to restore balance with some grindcore metal. Should you become over-stoked, the soothing melodies of Getz and Gilberto will bring you back to earth.
*A project for a media class assignment to use face tracking with FaceOSC golancourses.net/2012spring/?p=246
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