Entering a photo contest with a video is like entering a knife fight with a flame thrower that shoots nuclear missiles. This is exactly what Boat Safety Films has done with this segment, a video entry into Stephen Colbert's Fantasy Photo Namesake Challenge. In addition, this is the launch of Boat Safety News, a sister network that is staffed by the same crack team and run out of the same Madison Avenue office space, on the same 93rd floor, with the same catered lobster souffle ping pong lunches.