"Excessively awesome beards call for excessively awesome violence."
- Omitted line from The Emancipation Proclamation, January 1, 1863
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What began this madness? Three things:
1) I had a beard. That beard, according to a ski lift op, looked like Abe Lincoln's,
2) Of all my projects, I've never made a shoot 'em up film, and
3) My good friends have an arsenal of weapons and skills that cannot be rivaled (fluent Ukrainian anyone?).

- Directed & Produced by me, Beau Chevassus
- Director of Photography & Camera A, Liz Chevassus
- Camera B, Dane Chevassus
- Camera C, Matt Salisbury
- Stunts (in order of dying): Scott Vanlant, David Eckblad, Ansel Broberg, Devon Merryfield, Gavin Stewart, Clancey Marshall, Dane Chevassus, Ian Stewart, Zach Mason, Matt Salisbury, Chris Wakefield, Mike Eckblad.
- Armory: Zach Mason, Chris Wakefield, Clancey Marshall, Brian Hiller, Dane Chevassus, Susan Chevassus (North American Arms stainless steel 22lr mini revolver), and Ian Stewart.
- Location thank you to Brian Murray
- Conceptualized, Edited, & Special Effects by me, Beau Chevassus on Final Cut Studio and GIMP