now it's even funnier

I do too, except I actually do slap them. It doesn't matter how hard either they are tough.

Oh man it feels so right. Casey you should try it before you knock it!

Vanessa and Chris, I reckon we should start a club. Thing is I'm a vegetarian so I'm not up for actually buying a chicken, but if you fancy going on some trips to the supermarket for a good old smack of those suckas I'm there.

DEAL! We could go to the market and have hours and hours of fun. **dreaming of the day**

If my kids misbehave I will not smack them, but I will make them hold a plastic wrapped chicken and I will smack that chicken SO HARD that ghost eggs come out. Then I'll stamp on the ghost eggs, pick up the broken shells, look my kids in the eyes and say "YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN."

I'm just saying in general. No sarcasm. I hope I'll be able to track down clips of you messing around with your grand kids down the road, whether its Vimeo or some other site. You might actually have your own show by then though.... so I'll just buy the seasons

Well thanks David! I think I'm really going to enjoy having kids, but I'm totally willing to wait for a while - I've been spending a couple of weeks at my sister's with her two daughters, and it's fun but it takes up so much time and energy! Gotta do more stupid stuff for a bit first...